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Cherry Mistmas... :)

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Cherry Mistmas I'll make the cookies Christmas Cookie recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal/Whiskey/Rum - Take a large bowl, sample the liquor to make sure it is of the highest quality. - Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. - Check the liquor again; pour one level cup and drink. - Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again. - Turn off the mixer thingy. - At this point it's best to make sure the Liquor is still OK, try another cup. Just in case. - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. - Pick the frigging fruit off the floor... - Mix on the turner. - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. - Sample the Liquor to check for consisticisisity. - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet. - Check the Liquor. - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. - Add one table. - Add a spoon of ar, or somefin.... ah whatever you can find. - Greash the oven. - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. - Don't forget to beat off the turner. - Finally, throw the bowl through the window. - Finish the bottle of Liquor. - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas

edit: for test sample....[:o)]
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