Smart People (Only) test <jk>
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
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Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the?animals attend.... except one Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
?
?
?
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the?animals attend.... except one Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Got all the way to 4,........I lose! 0 -
I am NOT as smart as a fifth grader.[:0] 0 -
LOL ... welcome to the crowd of smart fourth graders![8D] 0 -
The only reason I got 3 is because I have seen a number of similar "tests" prior to yours,.......I kind of knew the thought process to expect![;)]
All intelligence tests, are not a true indication of "smarts",.....my IQ tested at 142, and at times, I can be "dumb as a brick"[:D]0 -
wow...im not too smart neither, nor do i have to put girraffor elephant in my fridge..thats really smart !!
& the animals at the conference, silly me i wondered where they were...durrrrrrrrrrrrr
& swimming the river ??????????
get some one else to do the chores[:D] THE BOXING WBA IS ON !![:D]0 -
When you're really good you'll be able to squeeze the hippo in, too![:o)] 0 -
Hey Zipper,
What is that you're drinking in your pic?
Also looks like you could use a visit to a hair "stylist"![:D]0 -
I like the quiz! 0 -
Now I'm pi$$ed. I've gotten up twice to look in the fridge and.....nothing. 0 -
It looks like a 24
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
Hey Zipper,
What is that you're drinking in your pic?
Also looks like you could use a visit to a hair "stylist"![:D]0 -
Zipper
you get a lot of sh@# on here and my verdict is still out, however, I am impressed with this line of questioning. Did you just apply for a job at Wal-Mart? I have done some consulting with their HR department and they use a very similiar scenario. It truly does tell a lot about a persons thought process.0
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