Another Bubba joke...

Bubba was applying for a job as a greeter at the local Wal Mart. They had narrowed it down to 3 candidates and had them come in for a group interview. The interviewer said "I'll ask you one question and that will determine who gets the job." So, he says, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

"Light" says the first guy, "I walk into a room and flip the lightswitch and its there instantly." "Thats pretty good" the interviewer says, "light is very fast." Next?

The second guy thinks for a few seconds and says "a thought, I think about something and do it, its there right away." "Also a good answer the interviewer says, thoughts are extremely fast."

Now it's Bubba's turn. He thinks for a few minutes and finally says "The fastest thing in the world is diarrea."

The interviewer looks at him and says "I'm not sure that I want to ask why?"

Bubba looks at him and says "Well, the other day I felt the rumble in my gut, I went into the bathroom and before I could turn on the light, and before I could think, I crapped my pants." :P