The truth
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose
a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose
a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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OK, get out your tin foil hats, sit and read.
NWO one nation is the object out come. Stop ,look, study, the situation. The USA army nor the US marines will turn on the people.
The ability to lock them on base or keep them over seas will be the key to success.
Once this is done arming the police better then the populance becomes vital. They are needed to fill the gap until a state of emergency can be declaired. At that time a foreigen power can be brought in (UN). They will have no qualms about putting any rebelian.
No red dawn movie. Just round ups and death. I truly hope the most deaths will be theirs. Do NOT run and hide, stand up and fight,I will. Like Pa and some others we're past being afraid of dieing.
Besides if we can take 2 or more for every one of us t6he cost will be to high. They might not give up but they will back up. Look at Nam.
1 world order, one world, all the most sinister ideas imanageable
rolled into one. Yeah I know my spelling is lousy, but my aim is true.0 -
Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch. Hercules says, "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don'tknow how to prove it. That really bothers me a lot." Snow White said, "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but How can I be sure?" Quasimodo agrees."Yeah, and I'm suppose to be the ugliest!" Suddenly Snow White has an idea, "You know guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about thisand ask God to tell us the truth, then meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest." Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest." Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table, and says, "Who the Hell is Janet Reno?"
ATF0 -
I could hear Patton saying this, couldn't you.....and he'd be right. He never apologized for the language he used. A Message from the Ghost of General Patton....
ATTENTION!
To those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.
See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!
Abu Ghraib
is not "torture" or an "atrocity".
This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets
do to newcomers.
A little fun at someone else's expense.
Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.
Got that Kennedy?
THIS IS an atrocity!
So Was This!!!
WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?
Islam a peaceful religion???
Millions of these sons-of-gripees are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now.
They don't want to convert you and don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a poop how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.
They want you dead , and think it is God's will for them to do it. And you think Bush and Cheney are your worst enemies?
Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us... and if you agree? Then you are a dumb ass!
If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.
Stop gripein' about your damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 3.25% unemployment rate...and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses.
How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles --
You've fallen asleep AGAIN, maggots!
And you may not get another chance!
NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS -
and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about..
if you ever gave a damn about anything
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See if you have enough balls to forward this email. The truth shall set you free!
--
Joseph "Mac" McGuire
SPC (P) USA
3rd Brigade Combat Team
RAKKASAN
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The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early
fifties.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two
nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie qestioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" She asked. The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street. They came upon a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business card. He told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the
homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed.
They came to another homeless person. He decided to help....
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.
He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.
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I'm Air Force, I had to post it. Just click and the truth will be revealed.
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e268/catpealer/Caveman_Soldier.jpg0 -
You jackass... 0 -
Cat - did you mean to say "reviled", or "revealed"??
You are letting your air force inferiority complex show.
Bad, bad, bad.
Doug0 -
I suppose reviled will work in this case because of all the bashings I'll receive now that the truth is out. 0 -
No way could a cave man carry a 249, an AK maybe[}:)] 0 -
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Your BallPark Frank envy is showing... 0 -
Y'all just jealous. 0 -
Even if you're pissed, you still gotta admit, that's funny. [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
Even if you're pissed, you still gotta admit, that's funny. [:D]
It would have been more appropriate if the poster was a recruiting poster for the Marines...[;)]
Those air force "military wannabes" are just envious of the real men...0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
Even if you're pissed, you still gotta admit, that's funny. [:D]
It would have been more appropriate if the poster was a recruiting poster for the Marines...[;)]
Those air force "military wannabes" are just envious of the real men...
I have no delusions of being in the real military. Besides the possibility of maybe, someday in the distant future dropping nukes, my job is a big freaking joke.0 -
(I think I struck a chord) 0 -
I was checking out your album and was happy to see remote girl is alive and well 0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
Even if you're pissed, you still gotta admit, that's funny. [:D]
It would have been more appropriate if the poster was a recruiting poster for the Marines...[;)]
Those air force "military wannabes" are just envious of the real men...
I have no delusions of being in the real military. Besides the possibility of maybe, someday in the distant future dropping nukes, my job is a big freaking joke.
...just having fun.[;)][:)] Thank you for your service.[8D]0 -
As long as we are having fun...
Here's one for you, Cat:
Edit: Thanks for your service. [8D][8D][8D]0 -
Navy was my second choice, but I hate water and can't swim that well. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
but I hate water and can't swim that well.
Typical cat...
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In spite of the interservice rivalry- (am retired Army) was talking to friend that was retired Air Force. He mentioned something- in the Air Force, MOST of the enlisted folks and NCOs get to stay at the base, while the OFFICERS go out and shoot, get shot at, etc. [:p] Had not really considered it from that viewpoint! And all kidding aside- the Spooky crew that saved my butt prevents me from crackin' on the Air Force. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
Navy was my second choice, but I hate water and can't swim that well.
When I was in the Navy they let me use a few of their ships. Didn't do that much swimming. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
Navy was my second choice, but I hate water and can't swim that well.
When I was in the Navy they let me use a few of their ships. Didn't do that much swimming. [:D]
I was wondering about that, James. It would seem like if one didn't sink the damn ships, one wouldn't have to worry too much about the swimming bit.
They cost money you know, so someone should try to take care of them.[}:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by catpealer111
Navy was my second choice, but I hate water and can't swim that well.
Become a submariner! Don't do much swimming there.
quote:Originaly posted by dlrjj I was wondering about that, James. It would seem like if one didn't sink the damn ships, one wouldn't have to worry too much about the swimming bit.
Once again if you are a submariner it isn't the sinking that is the bad part. It's when you can't surface that it gets interesting!0
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