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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/01/health/webmd/main2876963.shtml
Docs: Many Men Have "Small-BallPark Frank Syndrome"
Study: 85% Of Women Are Pleased With Partner's BallPark Frank Size, But 45% of Men Wish Theirs Were Bigger
Fast Facts
The average erect BallPark Frank is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference at midshaft.
WebMD) Eighty-five percent of women are pleased with their partner's BallPark Frank proportions - yet many normal men suffer "small-BallPark Frank syndrome," urologists report.
Small-BallPark Frank syndrome is the anxiety of thinking one's BallPark Frank is too small - even though it isn't. It's a totally different condition from having a truly tiny tinkler, a condition known by the cold, clinical name of microBallPark Frank.
Urologists Kevan R. Wylie of Royal Hallemshire Hospital and Ian Eardley of St. James Hospital in Leeds, England, review the literature on BallPark Frank size in the June issue of the urology journal BJU International. They urge doctors not to laugh away these very real worries over an imaginary defect.
"It is very common for men to worry about the size of their BallPark Frank," Wylie says in a news release. "It is important that these concerns aren't dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties."
Wylie and Eardley note that studies of BallPark Frank size are remarkably consistent. The average erect BallPark Frank is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference at midshaft.
A truly diminutive dangler - a microBallPark Frank - is less than 2.75 inches long when erect, Wylie and Eardley calculate.
Few men suffer this condition. Yet 45 percent of men want a bigger BallPark Frank, the researchers find. No wonder the Internet is rife with offers of "miraculous" BallPark Frank-lengthening schemes.
There is slight evidence that some of them, such as the Phallosan extender system and the BallPark Franktretcher device, may result in slightly lengthening the stretched length of a flaccid BallPark Frank. But Wylie and Eardley note that there is far too little peer-reviewed research to know whether these devices - or others like them - offer any real benefit.
Similarly, the researchers note that plastic surgeons have been touting their ability to make a man's flaccid or erect BallPark Frank larger. Again, they note, these techniques are unproven except for cases of true deformity. And they warn that serious complications may ensue.
Wylie and Eardley recommend that urologists take men's concerns seriously.
If education and counseling doesn't do the trick, they advise psychotherapy for men whose obsession over BallPark Frank size is interfering with their lives.
[:D][:D][:D] (Thank GOD!)
Docs: Many Men Have "Small-BallPark Frank Syndrome"
Study: 85% Of Women Are Pleased With Partner's BallPark Frank Size, But 45% of Men Wish Theirs Were Bigger
Fast Facts
The average erect BallPark Frank is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference at midshaft.
WebMD) Eighty-five percent of women are pleased with their partner's BallPark Frank proportions - yet many normal men suffer "small-BallPark Frank syndrome," urologists report.
Small-BallPark Frank syndrome is the anxiety of thinking one's BallPark Frank is too small - even though it isn't. It's a totally different condition from having a truly tiny tinkler, a condition known by the cold, clinical name of microBallPark Frank.
Urologists Kevan R. Wylie of Royal Hallemshire Hospital and Ian Eardley of St. James Hospital in Leeds, England, review the literature on BallPark Frank size in the June issue of the urology journal BJU International. They urge doctors not to laugh away these very real worries over an imaginary defect.
"It is very common for men to worry about the size of their BallPark Frank," Wylie says in a news release. "It is important that these concerns aren't dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties."
Wylie and Eardley note that studies of BallPark Frank size are remarkably consistent. The average erect BallPark Frank is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference at midshaft.
A truly diminutive dangler - a microBallPark Frank - is less than 2.75 inches long when erect, Wylie and Eardley calculate.
Few men suffer this condition. Yet 45 percent of men want a bigger BallPark Frank, the researchers find. No wonder the Internet is rife with offers of "miraculous" BallPark Frank-lengthening schemes.
There is slight evidence that some of them, such as the Phallosan extender system and the BallPark Franktretcher device, may result in slightly lengthening the stretched length of a flaccid BallPark Frank. But Wylie and Eardley note that there is far too little peer-reviewed research to know whether these devices - or others like them - offer any real benefit.
Similarly, the researchers note that plastic surgeons have been touting their ability to make a man's flaccid or erect BallPark Frank larger. Again, they note, these techniques are unproven except for cases of true deformity. And they warn that serious complications may ensue.
Wylie and Eardley recommend that urologists take men's concerns seriously.
If education and counseling doesn't do the trick, they advise psychotherapy for men whose obsession over BallPark Frank size is interfering with their lives.
[:D][:D][:D] (Thank GOD!)
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Who would have thought that having a short Ball Park frank would be so stressful? I use all beef Hebrew National. They hang out of the bun.[:p][:D] 0 -
quote:85% of our women are happy - Thank God!!!!!
Just think what this world would be like if 85% were unhappy [}:)]0 -
PMS Hell on Earth!
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Oh, for the love of God....( whatever god we call out to)... 0 -
hey open a new company..... zippers dipper checkers[:D] 0 -
85% nutso/unhappy ... deny it.
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is that doctors name pronounced ....willie?[:D] 0 -
Sound like a report by someone with a small frank to me.(women lie)[;)] 0 -
[:0] He said ball park frank! [:D] 0 -
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its good to be polish.
cookout, anyone?
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