Want FAST Emergency Room Service? Read this!
This works especially well at the Greater Hazleton Area General
Hospital.........
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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 12 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and
stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my
shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's a copy of the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in
need of quicker emergency service.
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Hospital.........
READ BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN!!!
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 12 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and
stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my
shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's a copy of the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in
need of quicker emergency service.
Scroll down......

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LOL![:D][:D][:D] 0 -
slip the girl at the desk 1 hundred dollar bill telling her she will get another one when you get in and you will be called very quickly.[;)] 0 -
As i'm sure it would work well everywhere [8D] 0 -
Lots of bleeding or chest pain will get you in fast.
But it never hurts to thin out the waiting area.0 -
Showing up in an ambulance seemed to speed up the process on my last visit to the ole hospital. [:p] 0
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