Bad Jokes Friday
Q - What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A - A salad shooter.
Q - Why don't blind people skydive?
A - Because it scares the crap out of the dogs.
I was having lunch the other day with the chess champion, Garry Kasparov. We ate over a checkered tablecloth; it took him two hours to pass the salt.
A - A salad shooter.
Q - Why don't blind people skydive?
A - Because it scares the crap out of the dogs.
I was having lunch the other day with the chess champion, Garry Kasparov. We ate over a checkered tablecloth; it took him two hours to pass the salt.
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did he pass the salad? 0 -
Worlds bravest man-
The guy that comes home drunk covered in lipstick at 3AM,
Slaps his wife on the back side and says OK fatty your next-[:D]
(A GB member gets credit for this one, Don't recall who)[:)]0 -
Thanks for the laugh hahahah[:D][}:)] 0 -
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying on the bed.
He says "This is the pig that I have to sleep with when you have a headache."
His wife sits up and says, "That's a sheep, not a pig."
"I wasn't talking to you!" he says.0
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