Friends vs Navy Friends!
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
NAVY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't
get caught
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
NAVY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
NAVY FRIENDS: Know some wild poop will happen, and set
up rally points and an E & E route.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we bleened up... but hey, that poop was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
NAVY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some
vagasil on your vagina.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
NAVY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will low crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NAVY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NAVY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when y ou get
tossed out of the bar.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think
you've had enough.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that poop, you know
we don't
waste.
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
NAVY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking
care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
NAVY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes
later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk poop to the person who talks poop
about you.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will knock them the bleen out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
NAVY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
NAVY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.
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NAVY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't
get caught
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
NAVY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
NAVY FRIENDS: Know some wild poop will happen, and set
up rally points and an E & E route.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we bleened up... but hey, that poop was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
NAVY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some
vagasil on your vagina.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
NAVY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will low crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NAVY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NAVY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when y ou get
tossed out of the bar.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think
you've had enough.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that poop, you know
we don't
waste.
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
NAVY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking
care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
NAVY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes
later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk poop to the person who talks poop
about you.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will knock them the bleen out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
NAVY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
NAVY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.
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Just remove Navy Friends and replace with Marine Corps Buddies 0 -
After 23 years in Uncle Sam's Crazy Canoe Club I agree wholeheartedly[:D][:D][:D] 
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While most of it is true, it is much much too tame for those of us that sailed the worlds' oceans on a Boat[}:)] Submariners are a breed unto themselves[:0][^]
Bert (USN Submariner, Retired (1979 - 2000)0 -
I got seassick just reading it[:0] 0 -
"Submariners breed onto themselves"? Wondered what ya'll were doin' down there. 0 -
You know submariners....100 men go out to sea, 50 couples return ! 0 -
You can make it darn near any branch of service-
"Friends help you move- GI friends help you move BODIES"
"Friends buy you a drink. GI friends give you a drink out of their canteen when yours is empty."
"Friends give you a magazine when you need something to read. GI friends give you a magazine when you have emptied all of yours."0 -
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quote:Originally posted by Joe Drees
You know submariners....100 men go out to sea, 50 couples return !
You did not get that quite correct... 100 men go to see, 49 couples come back[:0][;)]0 -
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when y ou get
tossed out of the bar.
NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
Reminds me of an altercation that we got into in Portsmouth, England. A guy decided that he and his buddies were going to kick one of our Torpedoman's ass. He (and his buddies) didn't realize that there were about 50 of us in the club. When all was said and done, the owner agreed to give us all free drinks if we would stop kicking the crap out of his bouncers and stop trashing the place.0
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