This one is funny
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http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=efa335daa2bd527046fa
Or at least I thought it was funny.0 -
Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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quote:Originally posted by M44_Kid http://youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0
That one's good every time.
I wonder: if he'd been leaned into the gun better do you think he might have held onto it? Not that I'd be willing to test that idea; just curious what you-all think.
Edit: he also seems to have my problem--Right hand dominant, left eye dominant. I cock myself over a handgun just like he does to get my eye in line with the sights.0 -
i am not sure but i think he still would've had problems with it 0 -
The title says it is a 60 cal. It looks like an Encore with a break. There is no way it is 60 cal.
I have however seen something similar to that with a .375 JDJ. Guy touched one off and it flew out of his hand, hit him in the head and landed on the ground behind him. He was holding it similar to the guy in the video, with one hand on the grip and the other on the forearm (like a rifle).0
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