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2,000 Years Ago

ATF
2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."

200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."

Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."[:(]
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  • phillip
    [:D][:D]
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  • Da-Tank
    Send Peso's to the GOP. Please send only 1 or they use them to pay the help.
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  • spanielsells
    2000 years ago Christ might have said that, but you'd have go to back about 2000 more years for Moses.
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  • jwb267
    how true that is today
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  • zipperzap
    (Moses had been dead for 1177 years 2000 years ago - but
    funny, anyway[:D])
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  • Mr. Gunz
    quote:Originally posted by ATF
    2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."

    200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."

    Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."[:(]




    And the smart ones will give lead[}:)]


    (No kidding)
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