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  • phatbassturd
    Appeals Court Upholds Ban on Texas Town's Law Barring Illegal Aliens from Rental Housing
    www.washingtonpost.com

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/appeals-court-upholds-ban-on-texas-towns-law-barring-illegal-immigrants-from-rental-housing/2012/03/21/gIQAjO7dSS_story.html

    It's amazing that our court systems work for the benefit of the illegals.
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  • phatbassturd
    From the "Manitoba Herald," Canada:

    The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodous among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canafian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

    "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

    In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

    Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

    When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

    In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the 50's. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

    Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

    "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
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  • phatbassturd
    Twelve Americans killed daily by illegal aliens, thats what i heard on the radio today.
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  • peon
    The new term is CRIMINAL ALIEN.
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  • soop
    Just another job Americans won`t do.
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  • phatbassturd
    quote:Originally posted by soopershot
    Just another job Americans won`t do.



    What job would that be?
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  • newtgingrich
    hmmm, i think i have been talking about illegal aliens killing more american every year than al-qaeda for longer than anyone.....
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  • soop
    That would be killing Americans. Aparently we aren`t getting the job done ourselves so we have to bring in illegals to do it.
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  • TARGETHUNTER SST
    Are tatoos the new camo?just remember don't shoot the little guy on thier arm!Look at the bigger picture!
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