Signs of the Times
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This, is humor. Do not send the death squads after me.[;)][:D]
This, is humor. Do not send the death squads after me.[;)][:D]
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On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2
business."
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
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At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit
please back in."
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On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband
fixed."
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On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
your plumber."
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Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we
pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
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My "personal" favorite. On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you
send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will
be."
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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be
hungry, come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little
grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop: "Best
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Jose and Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off-ramp, each holding a sign.
Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign."
I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support.
"Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
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