What Engineers Do in Spare Time
Last week I couldn't even spell Inginear.
Now I are one.
This bunch must be out of work if they
have that much time on their hands..... [:D] [8D]
http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c
Now I are one.
This bunch must be out of work if they
have that much time on their hands..... [:D] [8D]
http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c
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wow, 0 -
Cool but these guys have way to much time on their hands[:D][}:)][8][:0] 0 -
I think that is the best Rube Goldberg I've ever seen. [:)][^][8D] 0 -
Those guys are in REAL trouble!!!
1. No environmental impact study
2. No OSHA placards ("caution, slinkey in motion", "warning, ball may move", etc.)
3. No safety guards in place
4. No fire extinguishers
5. No operation and safety manual
6. No hearing protection available
7. No eye protection available
8. Ne eye wash station
And on, and on, and on[:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]0 -
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed. 0 -
Rube Goldberg is right!
This is the one that I think will be the very best for a long time:
http://www.creativeclub.co.uk/prelogin/mg.aspx?m=tv&r=208543&ref=
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I went to the funeral of my uncle a Chemical Engineer for Bechtel and the old boy Bechtel who ran the firm asked me what type of an Engineer I was and I stated Locomotive. Thats a fun job I always wanted, but my father said no. 0 -
should have had the McGyver theme playing in the background 0 -
Do you know the difference between engineer boots and cowboy boots?
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With cowboy boots the bullshxt is on the outside.[:D][:D][:D]0 -
Thats not bad for opening the blinds, but you should see how I flush the toilet in my bathroom [;)]!
Most of the quirks associated with engineers are pretty much spot on the money (me being the exception of course) and one of my least favorite activities would be attending an engineering seminar of any kind [V].0 -
The Navy will probably buy a few of them. [:D] 0 -
Wow....my slinky NEVER went down the stairs with any kind of dependabitlity. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed.
Make sure you are bent over the first time we meet in person then[}:)]0 -
Pretty cool, not John Moses Browning cool, but cool just the same!!!! 0 -
Uber Nice
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ZZZZZZZ.
Caveman Rube Goldberg.0 -
Engineers really do make the world go around 0 -
I just want to know how he got the slinky to make it all the way down the steps 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed.
Make sure you are bent over the first time we meet in person then[}:)]
I will be retired by then and no more bending over for anyone Bert, though I would be glad to shake your hand and buy the coffee.[^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed.
Make sure you are bent over the first time we meet in person then[}:)]
I will be retired by then and no more bending over for anyone Bert, though I would be glad to shake your hand and buy the coffee.[^]
Aaahhh that's right.... I somehow forgot that you are an old Phart[:0], soon to join the doddering crowd[:D].0 -
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed.
Make sure you are bent over the first time we meet in person then[}:)]
I will be retired by then and no more bending over for anyone Bert, though I would be glad to shake your hand and buy the coffee.[^]
Aaahhh that's right.... I somehow forgot that you are an old Phart[:0], soon to join the doddering crowd[:D].
I thought he was a charter member. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
I have worked with a lot of engineers on a number of projects. My experience has been if you are working with an engineer, you are screwed.
Make sure you are bent over the first time we meet in person then[}:)]
I will be retired by then and no more bending over for anyone Bert, though I would be glad to shake your hand and buy the coffee.[^]
Aaahhh that's right.... I somehow forgot that you are an old Phart[:0], soon to join the doddering crowd[:D].
I thought he was a charter member. Don
You could be right about that[;)]0 -
First he wants me to bend over when we meet, then he takes up with decon (that is rat poison isn't it?) Guess I shoulda known, extend the hand of friendship and it gets bitten. What did I tell you all about engineers? 0 -
That was impressive. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
Wow....my slinky NEVER went down the stairs with any kind of dependabitlity.
You were probably using an off-the-shelf slinky, not one that had been retrofit by an engineer with all of the latest approved ECO's (Engineering Change Orders) incorporated.[:D]0
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