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GuvamintCheese
....... while driving my new FordVetteCaddy to take my Pit Bulls and pet turtles to the vet to have their nipples pierced, I noticed a Scratch on my beutiful new Glock. Brittany and I pulled over only to realize that a group of Pot Smoking Illegal Mexican-Americans had stolen my shiney new Tacitical Flashlight. I jumped to my feet with my AK-47 in one hand and my NRA membership in the other and began firing without ear protection. Just then I noticed Hillary approaching with a group of Democrats. I was then awoken by AL and Jesse sending me prayers with their mexican flag held high, and realized POOF, it was all Bush's fault. ...[:D]
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  • Marc1301
    You forgot the NRA.[:0]
    Also,......don't forget the 20 spot you're gonna owe me when OJ gets no time, or less than 6 months!![:D][8D]
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  • Rockatansky
    Poofed1.gif
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    You forgot the NRA.[:0]
    Also,......don't forget the 20 spot you're gonna owe me when OJ gets no time, or less than 6 months!![:D][8D]
    fixed.[:D]
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  • He Dog
    That is not the perfect Country song. You did not mention mom, trains, pick-up trucks or rain. You left out 4 deleted threads, two complaints of first amendment rights being violated, and the arrest of a tax evader.

    Did I mention I just bought new grips for my Vaquero?

    Now you have to work that in too.[^]
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  • select-fire
    And where does the Caddy fit in ? How about AL and Jesse?
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  • select-fire
    Poofed1.gif


    Dopehead = Commie [:(]
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  • gbeggrow
    Caddy = http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=266361&SearchTerms=Caddy

    Al & Jessie = Poof!

    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    And where does the Caddy fit in ? How about AL and Jesse?
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  • select-fire
    Al and Jesse were driving the Caddy full of AR's to meet up with the Commie Dopehead when they noticed Hillary using a tactical flashlight on an illegal Mexican. Three pit bulls ran out cross' the road and Al / Jesse swerved to miss Hitlary. They didn't want to scratch the Caddy so Al jumped from the car right on top of Hillary and smashed her [xx(]. Jesse smiled so big that the light reflecting off his teeth blinded the oncoming Cement Truck driver and all that was left of the Caddy after the head on crash were the curb finders.
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  • MVP
    That would be an Hypenated illegal Mexican-American
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  • gbeggrow
    +1![:D]

    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    That would be an Hypenated illegal Mexican-American
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  • MVP
    Somewhere in this I see the GOA swooping down from the heavens on White Pegusassas and saveing the lowly down trodden gun owners.
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  • rider
    I'd buy that CD.....[:)][:)]

    rider
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  • headzilla97
    what no nipple peircings
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    LOL! that was great cartod! [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • Marc1301
    Ya beat me,.......you got the "poof"![:D][8D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    That was pretty good.[:D]
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  • spryor
    I didn't know turtles had nipples.[;)][8D]
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Al and Jesse were driving the Caddy full of AR's to meet up with the Commie Dopehead when they noticed Hillary using a tactical flashlight on an illegal Mexican. Three pit bulls ran out cross' the road and Al / Jesse swerved to miss Hitlary. They didn't want to scratch the Caddy so Al jumped from the car right on top of Hillary and smashed her [xx(]. Jesse smiled so big that the light reflecting off his teeth blinded the oncoming Cement Truck driver and all that was left of the Caddy after the head on crash were the curb finders.
    concrete..dam...[:D]..Loko
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