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Talk about too HOT!
I spent two weeks up in the Northeast - unseasonably warm, for sure, so I decided
to drop in on some friends in Florida and take advantage of their fine pools and a
lake or two. It was VERY HOT in Central Florida! Matter of fact, here's an indication
of just how HOT it was!
... sometimes it's just easier to continue on instead of stopping and getting out to clear
the way as you paint!
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MONTERREY, Mexico (May 18) - Many in Mexico expressed disappointment Friday with the U.S. Congress ' immigration reform proposal, arguing it doesn't let enough Mexicans enter the United States legally to work, while focusing on an arduous path to residency for those who have already taken the illegal path.
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I was missing a link here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3GA6dazTA
He is singing angry though. This time.0 -
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Only back on the forum a few days and wisely removed already. Man I love to get wisely removed it makes my day. Its the sugar in my coffee, the coolness of a spring day. The okee in my doekee the extra get a long in my step. O wisely removeING gods thank you for looking down on me and having the time to wisely remove little old me.[:D]
col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
I am a man but I can change if I have to,I guess.0 -
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lock, post. Lock, post. Funny stuff.
If it doesn't violate the rules, a.k.a. threat, then why lock it?
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A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Kabul when they came upon an Taliban, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Mullah Omar was a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."
"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? So does Barak Obama!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when this truck hit us."
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One Marine is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."
The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There are two of them."
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What the hell happened? What's the big hold Up?'
The man at the window says,
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
The man outside the window says....
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I typed "Tupperware" into the search bar at Gunbroker. I found 46 auctions for Glock boxes. 0 -
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The square root of -1 and pi are having an argument.
After much discussion, the square root of -1 shouts at pi and says "please would you just be rational"
Pi responds "get real"
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they just don't get it [:(!][V]
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