Now that's some kinda gal!
Now that's some kinda gal!
LOL
A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle
Gang. One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big,
hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She
boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says
she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
She replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club
under the table."
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At
least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of
cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting p ool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad
Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but
I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
LOL
A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle
Gang. One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big,
hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She
boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says
she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
She replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club
under the table."
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At
least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of
cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting p ool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad
Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but
I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
"Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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