99 words for boobs

wipala

April 22, 2007 20:17

http://www.spaff.com/poesy/boobs.html

99 WORDS FOR BOOBS
Parody of Nena's "99 Luftballons" (Fahrenkrog-Petersen/Karges)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND (2:47)
Download at The FuMP


Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too

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  11BravoCrunchie

  April 22, 2007 20:39

  LOL![:D] Locust Fork may not like this thread.

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  yearofspider

  April 22, 2007 20:40

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  wipala

  April 22, 2007 21:02

  Gerber servers, holy grails
  Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
  Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
  Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers

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  bigtire

  April 23, 2007 07:03

  frost detectors
  
  Double lattes
  
  Jogging partners
  
  [:D][:D][:D]

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  zipperzap

  April 23, 2007 07:37

  Boobs, eh?
  
  Here's another = 100!
  
  I've heard them called 'Wilsons' before.
  [:D]

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  bigtire

  April 23, 2007 07:41

  Remember Frank Zappa and Joe's Garage?
  
  Mamalian Protruberances![:D]

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  GuvamintCheese

  April 23, 2007 07:45

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  ripley16

  April 23, 2007 08:21

  Colonel Sanders summed it all up for me.
  
  I love thighs,
  
  I desire legs,
  
  and sometimes I have to wing it,
  
  but it's the breast I find
  
  Lip smackin' good.
  
  Thank you, Col. Sanders

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  LOKO383

  April 23, 2007 08:22

  quote:Originally posted by bigtire
  Remember Frank Zappa and Joe's Garage?
  
  Mamalian Protruberances![:D]
  +1 on Frank RIP[8D]

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