Why? Why? Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is no money in your account?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Why would some idiot put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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Why are there still apes if so many millions of people evolved from
them?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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Why do bugs go into those enclosed light fixtures to die?
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
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Why are there no father-in-law jokes?
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Why do the statistics on sanity show that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
are dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is no money in your account?
*
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
*
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
*
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
*
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
*
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
*
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
*
Why would some idiot put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
*
Why are there still apes if so many millions of people evolved from
them?
*
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
*
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
*
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
*
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
*
Why do bugs go into those enclosed light fixtures to die?
*
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
*
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
*
Why are there no father-in-law jokes?
*
Why do the statistics on sanity show that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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why ask why 0 -
1. We have short-term memory loss.
2. If you can't manage your account you shouldn't have one.
3. There is no way to count the stars, but you can confirm if the paint is wet or not.
4. The glue doesn't start curing until exposed to air, and the inside of the glue bottle is glass, plastic or teflon coated.
5. You can't buy dirty needles and If you could what doctor administering the injection would want to handle them.
6. The female apes mack on him alot less when he is clean shaven.
7. Superman wears a threat level 3 bulletproof vest with a trauma plate under his costume.
8. The pilots communication headset was contained in the helmet.
9. How else would you spell "lisp"?
10. We didn't evolve from apes, at least I didn't.
11. Bubbles are clear. The foam from the soap is white.
12. A while back some of the people on here posted pictures of their refrigerators. If you would have seen them, you would know why.
13. The people you are talking about have not received proper vacuum cleaner training.
14. Thats a big joke amongst the Chinese people who make them.
15. The same reason people smoke, drink, and eat too much. It seems like the fun thing to do without thinking much about the end result.
16. Because most of us are not ninjas.
17. Because most Americans are always negative and gripe way to much.
18. Because ragging on someone whose daughter you have took away from him can be dangerous to your health.
19. Most of my friends are crazy.0 -
time out............[:D] 0 -
you didnt pay attention in school did you[:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Oklahoma223
1. We have short-term memory loss.
2. If you can't manage your account you shouldn't have one.
3. There is no way to count the stars, but you can confirm if the paint is wet or not.
4. The glue doesn't start curing until exposed to air, and the inside of the glue bottle is glass, plastic or teflon coated.
5. You can't buy dirty needles and If you could what doctor administering the injection would want to handle them.
6. The female apes mack on him alot less when he is clean shaven.
7. Superman wears a threat level 3 bulletproof vest with a trauma plate under his costume.
8. The pilots communication headset was contained in the helmet.
9. How else would you spell "lisp"?
10. We didn't evolve from apes, at least I didn't.
11. Bubbles are clear. The foam from the soap is white.
12. A while back some of the people on here posted pictures of their refrigerators. If you would have seen them, you would know why.
13. The people you are talking about have not received proper vacuum cleaner training.
14. Thats a big joke amongst the Chinese people who make them.
15. The same reason people smoke, drink, and eat too much. It seems like the fun thing to do without thinking much about the end result.
16. Because most of us are not ninjas.
17. Because most Americans are always negative and gripe way to much.
18. Because ragging on someone whose daughter you have took away from him can be dangerous to your health.
19. Most of my friends are crazy.
That's what I been trying to tell them!0
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