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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day

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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
> and go to the thermometer section and purchase
> a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
>
> Be very sure you get this brand.
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
> curtains and disconnect the phone so
> you will not be disturbed. Change into very
> comfortable clothing and sit in your
> favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
> thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
> a table or a surface so that it will not become
> chipped or broken.
>
> Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
> from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
> that in small print there is a statement:
>
> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
> Personally tested".
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
> times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
> quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
> SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE
> a$$ THAN YOURS.
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  • phillip
    [xx(]Yuck-o
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  • Mr. Gunz
    Did not need to know
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  • bamafan
    Well, Alrighty then!!
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