Politically Correct Holiday Wishes

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To All Our Democrat Friends:

Please accept with absolutely no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious and secular persuasions and/or traditions of you and all others in your social, economic, philosophical and family group, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you an emotionally and fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not to imply that you are getting older and not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America (also known as The United States of America) great. However this is not to imply that America (also known as The United States of America) is necessarily greater than any other country or social group nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, nor does this imply that America (also known as The United States of America) is greater than other nations and/or societies that are of Asian, Indian, Indonesian, Polynesian, African, European or mixed origin. Also, this wish is made without regard to the racial identity, creed, skin color, including actual, physical or emotional age, personal physical attributes, physical endowment and/or perceived visual characteristics of attractiveness , physical ability or physical disabilities, mental accuity or lack thereof, religious faith or lack thereof, sexual identity, perceived sexual identity or sexual preference of the wisher.

To Our Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may God's richest blessings be yours in the year to come!