Anybody have to do the "Golytely" thing?
I've got surgery upcoming, have been instructed to drink one gallon of "Golytely" PEG-electrolyte solution over a three-hour period, starting at 1:00PM, one day prior to produce a "thorough colon cleansing."
Any suggestions, and is it going to be the nightmare that I expect it to be? After you finish all of it, how long before it (heh) completes its function? Do I need to sleep all night next to the toilet?
Thank yew.
Any suggestions, and is it going to be the nightmare that I expect it to be? After you finish all of it, how long before it (heh) completes its function? Do I need to sleep all night next to the toilet?
Thank yew.
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Be a man, 6 tablespoons of castor oil will get it over quick.[:0][xx(][:o)]
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Last year I needed a "thorough colon cleansing" for a colonoscopy. The day before I had to drink a couple of small bottles, amounting to a matter of a few ounces, of something I can't remember the name of. It took about 30-40 minutes to take effect, and for about 8 hours after that I needed to be close to a commode. If this gallon(!) of whatever works like that stuff you WILL be emptied out.[:D] 0 -
If you have to drink the gallon of stuff, you'll likely have to choose a "flavor packet" to add to it. Go ahead and pick something you're not likely to encounter in real life so you won't have a flash back everytime you encounter that flavor. Next, since you can have clear liquids, remember that bouillon (broth) is clear and you can likely have that. Use an occasional cup of broth as you're drinking the yucky stuff--it helps cut the sicky sweetness of the stuff. Finally, you may have to hold your nose and drink the rest of it. It won't be fun, but it's going to be the very worst part of the whole ordeal. The actual procedure is a piece of cake once you're cleaned out. Best wishes and I pray they find nothing more sinister than Jimmy Hoffa's shoes. [;)] 0 -
Beer is a clear liquid as well 
And yes, you will go, and no, there is no way to associate the word "lightly" with the process...0 -
Use NO flavor and cherish the dirty sock flavor. Once you start drinking it will soon start leaving you with every drink. The only good news is not long after you finish the last drink you will also dry up. It flat empties you out fast so it doesn't end up being an all night thing. Been there done that twice. Good luck. 0 -
Well, it looks like it will be a charming experience. Thanks for the help, boys! [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocklobster
Any suggestions
Drink it until you get the first "movement". AT the second "movement", just get a good book and don't get off of the pot. You may not believe me, but when it's in full cycle, you will drink a cup, and within 10 seconds, it will be running out the other end. Don't try to run for the pot, because you won't make it.0 -
YEP.Good stuff that[8D] 0 -
If you drink the gallon, just get it down as quick as you can and get it over with. If you starte at 1300 and finish by 1500 you'll be to sleep by 2200.
Dak To, what you had was probably Magnesium Citrate, effective but can put you into renal failure if your kidneys aren't up to snuff.0 -
I've had a number of colonoscopies and have taken the Golitely and alternatively, the two 4 ounce bottles. Believe me, getting the two small bottles down is one hell of a better way to go. I think it was citrate of magnesia but check with your pharmacist and Dr.
I asked my gastroenterologist if the small bottles did an equal
job to the Golitely and he said it did.
Getting the gallon of cold stuff down is something you want to avoid
if you can.
Good luck with the surgery. My cecum and ileocal valve were removed in 1995 due to CA and I'm still on the right side of the grass.0 -
And don't forget about the gas when it's over. They blow you up with air so they can see better. Afterwards, it's toot, toot, toot with every step. 0 -
quote:And don't forget about the gas when it's over. They blow you up with air so they can see better. Afterwards, it's toot, toot, toot with every step.
He's right. And your wife will love you because they are all the very, very wet kind! [:D]0 -
Suggestions?
Yes. Skillfully draw your route to the hospital/surgical center noting where every McDonalds and other "clean" public restroom is located -- about every 100 feet or so.
Then, drive with the windows UP. And, be sure your wife is wearing a gas mask.
When the cops pull you over to inquire as to your intentions, you simply roll down the window.
I guarantee you that they'll give you a police escort to whereever you're going.0 -
quote:Originally posted by drjew
And don't forget about the gas when it's over. They blow you up with air so they can see better. Afterwards, it's toot, toot, toot with every step.
I forgot about that part.When I went in the place had about 10 women,some in various stages of pregnancy.You can opt for sedation and most of them did as they had to stay for an hour after the procedure.That place sounded like a freakin tuba fest.I'de of felt sorry for them if I could of got past the humor of it.Enjoy your procedure.No pics nessecary0 -
I took the stuff before for a colonoscopy and I can safely advise you to have a good supply of toilet paper,underwear and towels on hand. If you are lucky, the action of this laxative will be over by the time you have to go to bed 0 -
Dad had to do this not too long ago. You might consider buying yourself a padded seat for the throne. I'll second the motion to stay put once it starts. Get a book, get a radio, and get as comfortable as possible. 0 -
Thanks again to all. It's not going to be fun, but at least I now have a handle on what to expect! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rocklobster
Thanks again to all. It's not going to be fun, but at least I now have a handle on what to expect!
I have to do and take the exact same thing starting at 10:00 am tomorrow (colonoscopy is scheduled for Friday morning[xx(]).0 -
For anybody getting a colonoscopy, don't sweat it. They wheeled me into the room, a nurse hooked me up to an IV, I'm talking with the nurse, and the next thing I know I'm waking up in another room. No pain during or after the procedure, none, though World class farts for awhile.[:D] 0 -
These folks are trying to scare you,........it is no big deal! The stuff tastes nasty,..........get it as cold as you can, because it still tastes like tepid salt water with whatever "flavor" you put in.
The first couple of glasses will have no effect, and you will start to think,..........is this junk going to do its job?
When you hit the right point, It becomes,........drink a glass,...bababooey a glass! Finish the whole thing, as no one wants to have to have one re-done because they "cheated".
Drinking this garbage is the worst part of the whole procedure,........the rest is cake! I never even had the "gas", although they do inflate your intestine. I was awake as they rolled me out of the room, and on my way in 10 minutes. Went to eat burritos right afterwards!!
You'll be fine,.........give us the results, and Bert H too!0 -
Hate to admit it but I've drank worse tasting stuff by choice.
When I had mine, they said if they found nothing they would do another procedure down my throat and I asked if they would make sure they got the scope real clean before they started and I thought the nurse was going to fall over laughing0 -
I had the down the throat "EGD" also,.........thank God it was a different day![:D]
What is with the bababooey thing when you put the "s" word with asterisks?
Folks that run the old boards are creative, and obviously fans of Howard Stern.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
These folks are trying to scare you,........it is no big deal! The stuff tastes nasty,..........get it as cold as you can, because it still tastes like tepid salt water with whatever "flavor" you put in.
The first couple of glasses will have no effect, and you will start to think,..........is this junk going to do its job?
When you hit the right point, It becomes,........drink a glass,...bababooey a glass! Finish the whole thing, as no one wants to have to have one re-done because they "cheated".
Drinking this garbage is the worst part of the whole procedure,........the rest is cake! I never even had the "gas", although they do inflate your intestine. I was awake as they rolled me out of the room, and on my way in 10 minutes. Went to eat burritos right afterwards!!
You'll be fine,.........give us the results, and Bert H too!
See, now you're lying.
1. You got this done and they inflated your intestine.
2. You ate burritos that day.
3. You had no gas.
Perhaps with #1 and #3 or #2 and #3 I might have believed you, but not #1, #2 and #3.
That or you have a colon made of cast iron.0 -
Guess it must be "cast iron",.........it is the truth, how else could I describe that wonderful taste, and specific gravity, of the potion? I am sure you remember it![:D]
I had an afternoon appt., and the creeps starved me,........I could have eaten a horse after it was over.
I am not recommending anyone else follows my advice, as far as eating goes.
I did get to hear a bunch of lovely noises coming from the older folks that were still knocked out though,...........I must have absorbed it, or something.0 -
Ice cold is best and drink what you can...when you feel like you will regurgitate STOP 0 -
Nope,.......drink the whole gallon! You would rather be "totally" clean, than to have to do it over again. Be real guys,......it isn't THAT bad!
When you are finished, what is coming out of your rear should look like "pee", pale yellow, clear liquid, with no particles at all!
I am telling you the right way to do it![;)]
Edit: Then go out and eat 4 or 5 burritos!0 -
It's been a long time since I passed the bottles of that stuff around, but I seem to remember a cautionary note on the label
saying not to add anything to the solution. Read the bottle just to be safe.0 -
I did a Fleet's enema kit #3. Wal-Mart had them behind the counter. It consisted of a small bottle of clear liquid, followed later by four tiny pills. This was on Sunday. Monday morning the enema, and another enema when I got to the hospital. I really didn't have to go crap that many times, but I had to fast for 48 hrs. prior to procedure. I'll never eat chicken broth again as long as I live!
Found out what my wife had been telling me all along, that I was a perfect azzhole!0
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