Lone Ranger and Tonto
Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
>got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
>Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what
>you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that
>tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
>"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
>potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
>in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
>the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
>are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it seems we will have a
>beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a
>moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poop. It means
>someone stole tent "
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they
>got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
>Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what
>you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that
>tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
>"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
>potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
>in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
>the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
>are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it seems we will have a
>beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a
>moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poop. It means
>someone stole tent "
>_________________________________________________________________
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. " Tonto , look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does it tell you ?" asks the Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute.
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically , it's evident the Lord is all-powerfull and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorlogically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you ,Kemo Sabi ?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment,then speaks:
"Tonto , you dumb-a$$ , someone has stolen our tent !"
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Ding-a-ling
Some people get up and say"Good Morning Lord"
Others get up and say "Good Lord,it's morning.0 -
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along through the sagebrush when about a thousand Indians come riding over the hill. They are surrounded, and things look bad for them. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "We're surrounded. Looks like we're in real trouble this time, Tonto." Tonto turns to the Lone Ranger and replies, "What you mean 'we', white man?"
Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.0 -
Classic![:D]! 0
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