Anniversary
Yesterday made 62 trips around the sun for me .I can now sign up for social security and live off all you young folks' money
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: Anniversary
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids,
All very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. "Sorry I'm running
Late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient. You know how it is, and I
Didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together Today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just
Flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry but my
Boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't
have time to get you anything."
Again the father said, "I really don't care. At least the five of us are together today."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother
And I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor.
Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years
your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and said, "You mean we're bast%$#s?"
"Yes," said the father. "And cheap ones, too."0 -
yesterday was our wedding anniversary 15 years seems like forever 0 -
4 years today.
and I'm stuck at work all day.[xx(]0 -
Tomorrow makes 17 years together for the wife and I.Took 15 years between marriages to find a good but I got the cream of the crop.Got to love a small town girl 0 -
My wife and I were married 15 years ago today. I could have not asked for a better wife or mother for our children. As far as how this relates to guns: My wife has never complained about my gun purchases, trips to the range, or the cost and time spent at the Deer Lease. She actually encourages me to go and do the things that I love. I am truly a fortunate man.
In Search of More Light0 -
Got an anniversary coming up on Jan.l, will
have been retired for 25 years.0 -
well i've made it 3 years now being married! nobody thought i'd make it this far, but i'm as happy as the day i met my wife allison. hope i make it another 50( i hope she does too[:D]). cody
if you're in my yard tonight, you'll be there in the morning
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4 years ago today. The best day of my life. I found the one that makes me happy. Throught the good times and the bad she is the one for me 0 -
Today the misses and I have been married for 31 years. The kids have special things planned. Just hope they don't go overboard.
One of those mandatory pics the kids always want.0 -
Tomorrow is my 10th, lucky we made 1, her mom passing almost killed it before 5, my pride before 7, but unless tonight is really bad we made it to 10.[;)][:)]
One of Inspectors at work this morning asked me how old I was, I told him I was 37. Great guy always has a smile and a good word. He told me that today was his 38th anni and that he called his wife in Mexico this morning and told her those 38 years of marriage seemed like a single minute.........
A single minute of having his head held underwater. [:D][:D][:D]
I don't think I will give that card to the wife tomorrow [;)][:)]0 -
I have officially been the luckiest man I know and Mrs. Plink has officially been out of her freakin' mind for fifteen years today.
We went to our daughter's preschool end-of-year dinner and program then came home and took the puppy for a walk in the park.
Good day.0 -
No clue what the anniversary of, not amount of posts definitely. Anyhow, how's in?
I have no clue yet, what the prise will be, but something useful.
Anyone?0 -
Paboogers been here one year today!!
Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?
[:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)][:D][:)]
^^^^^^^^counting the Boogers^^^^^^^^^^^
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Old? First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to pull your zipper up; then you forget to pull your zipper down.0 -
don't forget the flowers[^] 0 -
Congrats Cubs. We had our 9th yesterday. 0 -
Congrats!![:)] 0 -
big plans for this weekend, i'm guessing?! congrats! 0 -
Cool. We'll be celebrating our 5th on 9/28.
Congrats to you and yours!0 -
Congrats. 0 -
Congrats...just rolled past 26 years here.... 0 -
congrats to both of you
our 15th is coming up next week, i plan on throwing a burger down her throat, and............never-mind {andrew dice clay}0 -
Cubs congrats to you and Tori..have fun this weekend [;)]..our 6th is coming up on 9/11..Loko[:D] 0 -
Congratulations.
On September 6, I will be celebrating 21 years of stiff payment for a...
Never mind.
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Thanks guys, for those with one coming up...congrats to you.
Everyone enjoy their evening. I have a softball game to play in and then a night on the town.0 -
Congrats Cubs, the hard part is over now[;)]
It'll be 13 years for my lovely bride and I on Sept 17th[8D]0 -
PICS!!!!!!!!! (You know what I'm talking about!) 0 -
Ain't that some poop.... SMALL world. We are celebrating our 12th anniversary today too. Hmmmmm...... 2 married couples celebrating on the same day, same state, on the same website....COOOOLLLL. I went and got her a new tanning bed today for her. Figured now i'm covered for the next 3-4 anniversaries..... Anyhow.... Happy Anniversary Cubs[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Hey, Congratulations Cubs.
We will hit number 35 Sunday.0 -
Congrats!! 0 -
Congrats!! Cubs tell Tori snice she mad 4 years putting up with your azz she can make it the rest of her life but I do fill for her [}:)][:D][:D] just playing ya'll have a good one and many more.
it will be 16years in march for me and the wife [:D]0
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