A funny parallel... or is it???
A funny parallel... or is it???
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the backyard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English; Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English; and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
free liberties.
Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the backyard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English; Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English; and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and
free liberties.
Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds
started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and
next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would
dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own
pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the
feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and
demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I
took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I
cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio. Soon, the backyard was like it used to be...quiet,
serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a
automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an
emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other
schools because over half the class doesn't speak English; Corn Flakes
now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk
to me in English; and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free
liberties.
Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.0 -
Yeah! Cuz I'm sick and tired of illegal immigrant poop all over my porch and barbecue![:(!] 0 -
Yeah,had a little incident yesdiddy with the "Birds" across the street.Seems the little jumping beans thought it would be fun to throw Corona bottles in the street with the intention of breaking them.Daughter and friends thought that was inform an adult behaviour(SP).So the "Neighborhood Underlord"(That would be me)Went and beat on the door until someone over 3' tall answered.I communicated in hand signals until he got the message.Funny how little boys and breaking bottles is international in scope.The fact that this outfit across the street paid 860K for the house is somewhat more bewildering. 0 -
quote:The fact that this outfit across the street paid 860K for the house is somewhat more bewildering.
They can afford more house when there are 15 families living in it.[:D]0 -
Nice Parallel 0 -
Very accurate analogy! 0 -
Actually, not funny at all,.......but accurate! 0 -
Yeah! Now I have squirrels terrorizing my birds. How cool! 0
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