One for ya

gjshaw

November 17, 2007 04:22

> Des is a good won!
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> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
> to death.
> They almost lie down to wait for the inevitable, when all of a
> sudden...
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Es bacon! I ahm sure of et."
> "Si, Luis et smells like bacon to me."
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
> there in the distance is a tree loaded with bacon.
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture. There's fried bacon,
> back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig
> meat.
> "Pepe, Pepe, we es saved! Et ES a bacon tree!"
> "Luis, are you sure es not a meerage? We es in the desert, don't
> forget."
> "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
> bacon...es no meerage, es a bacon tree "
> And with that, Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5
> meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a
> machine gun fires and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
> It is clear he is mortally wounded , but true friend that he is, he
> manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe! Go back, man,
> you was right...es not a bacon tree."
> "Luis Luis, MI amigo...what es it?"
> "Pepe...es not a bacon tree...
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  Horse Plains Drifter

  November 17, 2007 04:27

  [:D][:D]

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  spanielsells

  November 17, 2007 04:41

  oh groan

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  flyingtorpedo

  November 17, 2007 04:47

  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  TooBig

  November 17, 2007 05:01

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  5[:(][xx(][V][:(!]

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  JWolf

  November 17, 2007 05:58

  [:D] so stupid it was actually funny.

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  rhythm_guy

  November 17, 2007 06:15

  Es funie, grengo

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  jwb267

  November 17, 2007 07:35

  [:)][:D][8D]

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  bamafan

  November 17, 2007 08:22

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