Fire Truck Siren (Joke)
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung
off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
was
wearing a fireman's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and
her
cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," he said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar,
I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung
off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl
was
wearing a fireman's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and
her
cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
fire truck," he said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar,
I
think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
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