gun story
LF's story about the crazy lady in her shop reminded me of something that happened years ago.
My buddy and I used to work on a local farm. One of the last farms in northern Virginia, and really much more of a petting zoo, hayride, Christmas tree, type of operation. The owner was a very nice man who was sort of a son of the 60's.
Every year he'd buy a couple cows and a couple pigs and goats and so forth, and he'd keep them at the farm all year. The families would come out and watch them grow, and at the end of the year he'd sell them to a slaughter house or some other farmer or something like that. For some reason he couldn't sell one of his pigs, and he didn't want to keep it around for the winter.
So he had to get rid of this pig, and one of the farmhands mentioned that he used to work in a butcher shop. The light bulb goes on over everybody's head, and the plan is put in motion.
So the farmer looks around for something to use to kill the pig. He doesn't own a gun and he doesn't want to stab the pig, so he grabs a hammer and figures he'll knock the pig over the head.
He climbs into the pen and all the farmhands gather around and the pig knows something is up. It starts getting all nervous and running around, and the farmer is trying to corner it, and he finally takes a good swing at it.
The pig is moving around so much that he strikes it a glancing blow, and blood goes everywhere. The pig is bleeding like the somewhat proverbial hammered pig. One of the other guys jumps into the pen to try to grab the pig but nearly gets smashed himself and jumps back out. The pig is running around and squealing and the farmer is swinging away, and blood is everywhere.
Well, keep in mind that this pig has been sort of a family pet for most of a year. It's got a name and the farmer's daughter used to feed it and so forth, and the farmer is a decent guy and he's getting more and more upset by all of this. The pig isn't liking things either.
So the farmer jumps out of the pen and tells everybody he'll be right back. He jumps into his car and takes off down the road, and not ten minutes later comes bursting through the door of the local gun store, all covered in blood and with a bloody hammer jammed in his belt, saying he has to buy a gun, any gun.
Funny stuff.
My buddy and I used to work on a local farm. One of the last farms in northern Virginia, and really much more of a petting zoo, hayride, Christmas tree, type of operation. The owner was a very nice man who was sort of a son of the 60's.
Every year he'd buy a couple cows and a couple pigs and goats and so forth, and he'd keep them at the farm all year. The families would come out and watch them grow, and at the end of the year he'd sell them to a slaughter house or some other farmer or something like that. For some reason he couldn't sell one of his pigs, and he didn't want to keep it around for the winter.
So he had to get rid of this pig, and one of the farmhands mentioned that he used to work in a butcher shop. The light bulb goes on over everybody's head, and the plan is put in motion.
So the farmer looks around for something to use to kill the pig. He doesn't own a gun and he doesn't want to stab the pig, so he grabs a hammer and figures he'll knock the pig over the head.
He climbs into the pen and all the farmhands gather around and the pig knows something is up. It starts getting all nervous and running around, and the farmer is trying to corner it, and he finally takes a good swing at it.
The pig is moving around so much that he strikes it a glancing blow, and blood goes everywhere. The pig is bleeding like the somewhat proverbial hammered pig. One of the other guys jumps into the pen to try to grab the pig but nearly gets smashed himself and jumps back out. The pig is running around and squealing and the farmer is swinging away, and blood is everywhere.
Well, keep in mind that this pig has been sort of a family pet for most of a year. It's got a name and the farmer's daughter used to feed it and so forth, and the farmer is a decent guy and he's getting more and more upset by all of this. The pig isn't liking things either.
So the farmer jumps out of the pen and tells everybody he'll be right back. He jumps into his car and takes off down the road, and not ten minutes later comes bursting through the door of the local gun store, all covered in blood and with a bloody hammer jammed in his belt, saying he has to buy a gun, any gun.
Funny stuff.
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Did he get it?[:D] 0 -
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