Al, Bill and Hillary
Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to Heaven and God addresses Al
first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.'' God
thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
at my right.'
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair.'' [:0][}:)][8D]
first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.'' God
thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
at my right.'
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair.'' [:0][}:)][8D]
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What the storyteller neglected to mention is at that moment, God personally b*tch slapped Hillary so hard she flew around the universe and landed in a heap against the wall in the same room. 0 -
Very good!
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Best joke I've heard all week. Keep them coming! 0
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