The Sheriff and the Lawyer

kimi

January 22, 2007 06:49

The Sheriff and the Lawyer ..


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...


Deputy says, "License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What for?"


Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."


Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."


Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"


Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"


Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."


Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."


At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, ........


"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

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  Huntingnerd33

  January 22, 2007 06:59

  [:D][:D][:D]Heard it before, still good.

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  sig232

  January 22, 2007 07:05

  [:D][:D][:D] Only way to get a lawyers attention is to beat the crap outa them! (with certain exceptions on this board, of course!)[:0][;)][B)]

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  Smokeeater 38

  January 22, 2007 07:46

  Still funny. [:D] [:p] [8D]

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  awinds

  January 22, 2007 08:27

  I'm sending this to my daughter. She's in law school now.[:)][:D][:)]

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  Horse Plains Drifter

  January 22, 2007 16:25

  [:D][:D]

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  guntech59

  January 22, 2007 16:50

  quote:Originally posted by sig232
  [:D][:D][:D] Only way to get a lawyers attention is to beat the crap outa them! (with certain exceptions on this board, of course!)[:0][;)][B)]
  
  
  Who?[:D]

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  hivoltg

  January 22, 2007 21:58

  Another joke with a similar theme:
  
  
  
  If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
  
  Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
  
  A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
  
  Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
  
  A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
  
  Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
  
  A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
  
  Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
  
  A: "Yes sir, we do!"
  
  Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
  
  A: "Yes sir, I do."
  
  Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
  
  A: "Yes sir."
  
  Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
  
  A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

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  max_power29

  January 22, 2007 22:19

  Yay 3 cheers for the police state. Lets all get the crap kicked out of us!
  
  http://www.prisonplanet.com

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