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guns-n-painthorses
Subject: Body Found
Today State police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick. I was just checking to make sure that all the guys at Gunbroker are okay. [:p]


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  • sarge_3ad
    That describes me perfectly, but I'm still kickin'![:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    Thank you very little!
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by guns-n-painthorses
    Subject: Body Found
    Today State police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick. I was just checking to make sure that all the guys at Gunbroker are okay. [:p]


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    Thought it was me until you got to that last clue!!!
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by dano
    Quick......someone check on Rosie......[:D]

    You beat me to it[:D][:D][:0]
    Don
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  • bamafan
    ROTFLMAO!! Good One!!
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  • Zebra
    OMG! [:D][:D]
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  • oldnbald
    Y'all settle down - I resemble that remark!
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  • guns-n-painthorses
    .
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  • The Dutchman
    [:D][:D][;)][xx(]
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  • Cubslover
    Come to think of it, DWS has been gone for a couple days.
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  • iwannausername
    Hillary?
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  • ripley16
    quote:Originally posted by guns-n-painthorses
    Subject: Body Found
    Today State police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick. I was just checking to make sure that all the guys at Gunbroker are okay. [:p]




    Whew!...for a minute there...

    My ass isn't wrinkly.

    Yet.

    Hairy maybe, but not wrinkly.

    yet.
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  • He Dog
    One day you will look back fondly on the old days, when you had friends here.[:(!]
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  • Blade Slinger
    To funny[:D]
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  • guns-n-painthorses
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    One day you will look back fondly on the old days, when you had friends here.[:(!]



    LOL!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • dolfan
    quote:Originally posted by ripley16
    Hairy maybe... What??? Nah, it couldn't be him. He just emailed me earlier today.
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  • zink
    Been peekin' through the key hole again I see.[}:)][:)]
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  • A J Christ
    Now that you mention it..............

    Neighbor was working on his porch steps last week and found a skeleton, been there a lot of years. Cops showed up, next came the SBI and the coroner and they hauled it off.
    Got word today, turns out its the 1972 Polish hide and go seek champion.

    [}:)][;)][:D][:0][:o)]
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  • guns-n-painthorses
    [:p][:p][:p][:p]
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  • grdad45
    Flattery will get you nowhere!!![:D]
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  • bpost
    Present! [:D]
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  • moonshine
    do you think it was SANTA?
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