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Why I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
want to store stuff there.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    ALL TRUE![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • bgjohn
    I LOVE [^] retirement!
    JM
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  • joeaf1911a1
    Agreed. All true. The only date I remember is the 1st of the month when the checks come in. Work hard but retire early.
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  • sarge_3ad
    Ditto! But a working wife can sometimes make it tough on you. I better get the dishes done and supper started before she gets home.
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  • zipperzap
    Well, when I was retired - TRUE!

    ... GUILTY!

    Now, it's just plain fun!
    [8D]
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  • Old-Colts
    ALL TRUE![8D]
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  • sherpa
    all that and the only time i wear shoes is when i go to the range.
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