Tuff on Midgets
I'm getting just a little bit tired of the derogatory remarks about little people around here. I'm thinking about burning down the neighborhood.
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are you a midget?? 0 -
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here0 -
Start the burning with your place.
I have always thought that that was crafty and smart.
Doug0 -
Which one are you then? 0 -
No.
D.0 -
I'm just jealous because they get to live in those really cool big hollow tree's and make cookies all day and get to ride really fast horse's and hang with cute chicks named smurfette and fight for their Lucky charms and keep all the gold at the end of the rainbows and get away with paying children's admission at the movies and their able to find spiderman pajama's in their size and they float away when they have too many balloons.[:(!][:(!] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Start the burning with your place.
I have always thought that that was crafty and smart.
Doug
Good thinking, I believe I will. That'll show 'em.0 -
This entire thread comes up short... 0 -
Some people have "midgets" in their pants but don't want to admit it. 0 -
[8D]--Thread is kinda "short" on logic !!
--[:(][xx(]--JIMBO0 -
I have a cousin who's married to a short guy. I don't think he qualifies as a midget, but he's pretty short. 0 -
So the midget walks up to me and sez, "I'm tired of all your comments about my size!"
I tell him, "Look. Don't get short with me"
Never insult a guy who can head-butt your danglies.0 -
Short people are closer to the good parts[:p] 0 -
Wasnt there a ban on "Tossing Midgets" ??[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Classic095
Wasnt there a ban on "Tossing Midgets" ??[:D]
http://midget-tossing.freeonlinegames.com/0 -
...grew up around a dwarf named David Lamb...if he had kept growing, he would have been a midget...but alas, he never grew any...[;)] 
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I had a dat gone midget for a girlfriend once and she was great. Had a flat head and no teeth but we sure nuff managed around her shortcomings! Damn straight. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
I have a cousin who's married to a short guy. I don't think he qualifies as a midget, but he's pretty short.
Seriously,What "qualifies"a midget?[:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by phillip
Seriously,What "qualifies"a midget?[:p]
You made me do some research. Evidently there is no clear cut definition of midget. It used to be a medical term for very small people who have normal body proportions. One thing I didn't know is the word midget is considered offensive now. It has been replaced with proportionate dwarfism, but the preferred term is little person.
The reason I figured my cousin's husband doesn't qualify as a midget is I have known people in the Navy who were about his size. Actually being short can be an advantage living onboard ship.
In other words, I guess I'm not qualified to answer your question. [:D]0 -
There is a midget reality show on TV.
Hey get off of my TV you little runts! I'll pee on top of your head!!0
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