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  • mrdropcloth
    Manolive, so sorry to hear that. Been there and done that....can be very stessful. Yep , call the precher and or the lawyer , if you think she's been playing outside of your sand box. Gotta have proof.... then make the best decision you can. Bless ya. Steve
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Hire someone to dump her in the hog. (Cat knows what I mean.)
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Sorry to hear about all of this, man.
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  • dongizmo
    Have your bro go over and "take one for the team" and get it on video[}:)][:0][:D]
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  • catpealer111
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Have your bro go over and "take one for the team" and get it on video[}:)][:0][:D]



    Zulu, ya hear? Bring your bottle of Jack.
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  • k.stanonik
    Cat, i am in the same boat, is it in the same state or did she leave to another state.
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  • spanielsells
    Do it the Brittney Spears way.

    Text message her. If you have any clue what her schedule is, do it at the most inappropriate time.

    Man, I really hate that Brittney Spears, but what she did with K-Fed was ingenious.
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  • cmd66
    That's funny.
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  • sig232
    Hire a WI divorce lawyer in your hometown area and sit back and watch! Its easy and not that expensive if both parties want the divorce and neither party contests it.


    She will be required to hire her own lawyer to review and let her sign off on the deal. But if you both agree and have all the assets split then the cost will be low. If you get into a pissing match the cost will just go up and up and up.

    What year do you intend to file???
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  • SuburbanNoize
    In Florida(tampa bay area) i see adds all the time for one signature divorces. dont know whats up with that.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    In Florida(tampa bay area) i see adds all the time for one signature divorces. dont know whats up with that.


    I think that goes along the lines of this:

    HER: Honey, does this dress make my butt look big?

    HIM: What, you mean that circus tent you're wearing?

    HER: She signs for the funeral expenses.

    Sounds like a one-signature divorce to me.
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  • dpmule
    File in the state you are living in.
    years ago I had one leave and I didn't file in Wyoming and let her file in another state and I got hosed.
    Seize the moment and look out for #1
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    Do it the Brittney Spears way.

    Text message her. If you have any clue what her schedule is, do it at the most inappropriate time.

    Man, I really hate that Brittney Spears, but what she did with K-Fed was ingenious.


    Best video I've seen all year.
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  • Colt Super
    dpmule is correct. And NEVER, ever use just one lawyer, even if you think it's yours.

    Doug
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  • Kimbercolt
    first if there are kids involved,
    second does she work
    third if you both agree
    its very easy in florida
    BEEN THERE DONE THAT.
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  • Locust Fork
    Whoever files first doesn't have to commute for the hearings...
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  • ObiWan
    The military really pushes people like you to get in and file first and get it over with.


    Otherwise she's sucking up taxpayer money with her 'benefits'.

    Plus you could stay in housing when yer not really with anyone anymore.

    So pucker up Airmen and get yerself a god dang attorney and get it filed by Friday at 1600 or yer rear will be licking the Colonel's boots and cleaning the head.[}:)]

    That two bit floosie could be taking out loans that you will be responsible for. What if she goes on a AAFES DPP shoppin' spree? You wanna permanently lose your base check using privelege? What if she's boning a muslim man and escorts him and his posse onto Minot for some terrorist action.

    Ditch the witch.
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  • Horney toad
    Hire Tony Soprano for your lawyer.
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