whos the babies daddy
Who's Yo Daddy?
The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details". Or putting it another way... Who's Yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??).
Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5 gives new
meaning to people from Virginia.
1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.< BR>> >
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child is as all blacks look the
same to me.
8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time ... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom!
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 46 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these intelligent souls.
The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details". Or putting it another way... Who's Yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??).
Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5 gives new
meaning to people from Virginia.
1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.< BR>> >
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child is as all blacks look the
same to me.
8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time ... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom!
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 46 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support these intelligent souls.
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Who do we have to thank for not allowing birth control to be pushed in high school? Perhaps these bimbos wouldn't be feeding from the public trough?[:(] 0 -
And you have to take a test to get a driver's license... 0 -
I think that they should just throw their butts in jail....A lot of people seem to think more clearly after a nite of three in the pokey..... 0 -
Why does not more insurance companies cover birth control 0 -
quote:Originally posted by big800
Why does not more insurance companies cover birth control
That would cost them $$$, a loss of profit, -20 bucks a month for a BC perscription. bimbo gets knocked up, Great she just created another customer. +100 bucks a month in insurance premium's
net profit 100 bucks a month.
J/K [:D]
Because they are IDIOTS0 -
If you can not feed them, do not breed them[V][V][V][V][V] 0 -
All are probably eligable to vote. 0 -
If they can't support the kid, sterilize 'em. They won't have any more rug rats and will probably have a lot more fun. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
I think that they should just throw their butts in jail....A lot of people seem to think more clearly after a nite of three in the pokey.....
I can't imagine thinking clearly "after a nite of three in the pokey....."0 -
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
Who do we have to thank for not allowing birth control to be pushed in high school? Perhaps these bimbos wouldn't be feeding from the public trough?[:(]
I'm a little late in responding to this, I know, but isn't it the parents job to deal with that subject? I know I have. I, for one, want the schools/government to stay out of that part of our lives.0 -
quote:Originally posted by drjew
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
I think that they should just throw their butts in jail....A lot of people seem to think more clearly after a nite of three in the pokey.....
I can't imagine thinking clearly "after a nite of three in the pokey....."
I just hurt myself laughing.0 -
Yup,
It's kind of like staying in the Paris Hilton![:D]
Oops-that might just create more problems.[;)]
Oh, I crack myself up sometimes![:D]0 -
I like #7! [:D] 0 -
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True story from Augusta, GA (from friend in Child Support Recovery.
I ain't never had sex, bit I sleeps in the same crib wid my sister and her man. I think some splashed on me. [:0]0 -
quote:Originally posted by whompuss
True story from Augusta, GA (from friend in Child Support Recovery.
I ain't never had sex, bit I sleeps in the same crib wid my sister and her man. I think some splashed on me. [:0]
If that works i might be a dad a couple time over0
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