My new Caddy
> MY NEW CADILLAC
>
>
> I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the
> dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't
> figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
>
> "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!
>
>
> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
>
> "Willie", he continued, and "On The Road Again"
> came
> from the speakers.
>
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant
> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
> every
> time I'd say,
> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and
> if I said, "Beatles,"
> I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
>
> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light, and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
> "sweeties!".
>
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to
> play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand,
> backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
> with
> John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather
> on
> harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and, Ted Kennedy on
> scotch.
>
>
> Damn I love this car!
Thought this would be appreciated here.[:D]
>
>
> I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the
> dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't
> figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
>
> "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!
>
>
> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
>
> "Willie", he continued, and "On The Road Again"
> came
> from the speakers.
>
>
> Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant
> "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
> every
> time I'd say,
> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and
> if I said, "Beatles,"
> I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
>
> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light, and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
> "sweeties!".
>
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to
> play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand,
> backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
> with
> John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather
> on
> harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on
> spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and, Ted Kennedy on
> scotch.
>
>
> Damn I love this car!
Thought this would be appreciated here.[:D]
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I have a feeling it wasn't "Sweeties" that was said. 0 -
Great! but i think i also heard the whole brady family in there too! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
I have a feeling it wasn't "Sweeties" that was said.
Opps no it was anus reference thats considered slang.0 -
[:D][8D][:)][:0][:0] 0 -
Good one.[:D] 0
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