The Professional - Joke!
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small
daughter was very sick With a fever. She left her work and stopped by
the pharmacy to get some medication.
She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the
car.
She didn't know
What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had
happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said,
"You might find a coat Hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
been left on the Ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
locked their keys in their car.
She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes
a beat up old Motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man
who was wearing an old biker Skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
desperate, so She was also very thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said,
"Yes, my daughter Is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication
and I locked my keys in my car.
I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my
car?
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute
the
car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much!
You are a Very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison
today. I was in prison For car theft and have only been out for about
an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
"Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
daughter was very sick With a fever. She left her work and stopped by
the pharmacy to get some medication.
She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the
car.
She didn't know
What to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had
happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said,
"You might find a coat Hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
been left on the Ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
locked their keys in their car.
She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes
a beat up old Motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man
who was wearing an old biker Skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
desperate, so She was also very thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said,
"Yes, my daughter Is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication
and I locked my keys in my car.
I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my
car?
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute
the
car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much!
You are a Very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison
today. I was in prison For car theft and have only been out for about
an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
"Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"
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....<<crickets>> ........ 0 -
how's a dude out of prison for an HOUR get a cycle??[:p] 0 -
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He either stole the cycle, or he had it in his garage.0 -
Folks, his name is Sonny Barger! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
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He either stole the cycle, or he had it in his garage.
He is a "professional" remember. My money is on he stoll it.[:D]0
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