Do you qualify for the mental institution?
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
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Quite cute! 0 -
[:D][:D]I am not crazy-I'm just wonderfully warped[:D][:D] 0 -
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Not only do I qualify, but I have a special place in their basement reserved just for me whenever I feel the need to come visit. 0 -
thats funny, and i thought it was another useless poll [:D] 0 -
hey! using the plug was not specified in the conditions of the problem,
which is why we REAL scientists (chemists, physicists, engineers) don't consider pee-sichiatrists as real scientists.0 -
When I was a Paramedic, we had a simple mental evaluation in the field. We had three questions. If the person couldn't get the answer right, they were probably headed for the mental institution for a 72 hour evaluation, that is, assuming they were not drunk or had a stroke or had been knocked on the head. We had to determine if the patient was oriented to "person, time, and place."
Our three questions were, "Who are you? Where are you? What day of the week is it?"0 -
quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
When I was a Paramedic, we had a simple mental evaluation in the field. We had three questions. If the person couldn't get the answer right, they were probably headed for the mental institution for a 72 hour evaluation, that is, assuming they were not drunk or had a stroke or had been knocked on the head. We had to determine if the patient was oriented to "person, time, and place."
Our three questions were, "Who are you? Where are you? What day of the week is it?"
I'm the President.
I don't know where the hell I am, but could you get that space alien to look at someone else?
I'm having a bad day... must be Monday.0 -
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quote:Originally posted by dheffley
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
if scarlet johanson was in the tub i would drink it empty0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
Yes, but don't turn off the lights at night..0 -
oh oh I said bucket..............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!
tak'n the bullets out as we speak!!!!
Wait a minute a plug in a tub heck you'll get electafrifreakingcuted for Heaven's sake..
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I shot holes in the bottom of the tub with a S&W .500...can I get a room with a view... 0 -
Old joke, But still funny[:D][:D][:D] 0
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