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  • bamafan
    OUCH!! Glad you got it fixed though. Always said I won't own any kind of van. Not alot of room to work on anything.
    The guys who design those vehicles should at least have to work on them once in a while. That will teach them.
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  • 41 nut
    I'll relate a story that was told to me about why engineers design automobiles so that they are nearly impossible to work on. Don't know if this is true or not, but it does make sense.

    It seems that this engineer was given a half day off as a reward for an excellent design job. So he goes home early and finds his wife in bed with a mechanic. At the next engineers convention he tells the other engineers the story and as a result they all decide that they need to design automobiles so that the mechanic will be too busy trying to figure out how to get something changed he will not have time to get into mischief. As a result look at how nearly impossible it is to do anything under the hood nowdays. [}:)] [}:)]
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  • hissinggoose
    That, my friends, is why I buy the 100,000 extended warranty on my vehicles. I pay a $100 deductible, and some guy fixes it while I go fishing! [:D]

    Owning a mazda RX-7 rotary back in the 80's cured me of the urge to tinker on cars any more.....

    Really, I think mfgs do that to increase job time on repairs made at the dealership. At an avg of $80/hour tech time, the bill can rack up pretty quick even for an alternator replacement. [B)]
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  • spryor
    Yep, the designer that does this makes the big bucks.[:(!]
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    I usually go with the Hanes manuals. I was looking for one for my car (2001 Grand Marquis...didn't find one, BTW), and I found one for the 97-2000 model years that was maybe 120 pages. The Hanes manual for my brother's old truck (1980 F-150) is probably somewhere around 300-400 pages. I opened up the manual for the 97-00 Grand Marquis, and most of the major repairs said, "Contact your authorized Ford mechanic." That's a fix-all answer, I guess.

    A couple days ago, I bought a frost-plug heater for my car, thinking, "I can do this in a little over an hour if I have to." Well, looked over my engine, and I can't see one single frost plug on the damn thing. They're probably underneath the exhaust manifold. I'm going to have to pay somewhere around $100 to have a mechanic do it.
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  • ObiWan
    The alternator thru out 40 amps instead of 90?....should have told your wife to only drive that in the daytime and buy something else to drive at night.


    LOL! J/K.

    Dodge Caravan's suck....but not all Dodges are bad.

    I really liked the Dodge Charger/Turismo's. Too bad they don't make cheap little cars like those anymore.
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  • HandLoad
    The higher they ratchet the fuel mileage requirements, the tighter they are packaging the works.

    Be Glad you're not working on a Mini - they have shoehorned a lot of schtuff in a very low and small place!!!
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  • use enough gun
    Hey they're all bad to work on nowadays. A buddie of mine works in a transmission shop. One day I walk in there and he's got a trans out of a ferd probe, he's got hemostats pinching off lines. He's a ferd guy through and through and he disowned the probes, 3-1/2-4 hours just to remove a transmission. Dave
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    The other night I watched a special on the making of the new Corvette ZO6 with the alumininum frame and the 500 HP engine. I don't see how anyone could even begin hope to work on it. You'd have to take it to a Chevy dealer who has the special tool setup to get anything fixed.[:(] Neat car though.[:)]
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  • redneckandy
    If your batt is charged your alternator won't put out the full amount. probally wasted your time replacing it.
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  • frog21
    I think you were farming that job out cause your wife is paying you in trade.[:D]
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  • jtmarine0831
    I know how you feel buddy! But it ain't just Dodge, it's all of them! I worked in probably one of the last Full-service stations in Indiana until it closed a few years ago for many years and I think I worked on everything under the sun. All the newer cars are manufactured so they need to be repaired at a OEM garage or the parts are only available from the OEM. The Automotive makers did this because they forsaw the decrease in the auto sales in years to come so they wanted security in profits so they started having engineers design them this way. It sucks I know! That is why I went to work for Cummins Research and Development, so I wouldn't have to work on the damn things in vehicles, and hopefully try and convince the engineers to design it easier for the common man, but that doesn't look like it is going to happen! Sorry Guys!
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  • Colt Super
    "Really, I think mfgs do that to increase job time on repairs made at the dealership. At an avg of $80/hour tech time, the bill can rack up pretty quick even for an alternator replacement. "
    -hissingoose

    A new car dealership's biggest profit center is the parts & service department.

    Doug
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  • iluvguns
    quote:If your batt is charged your alternator won't put out the full amount. probally wasted your time replacing it.

    Battery was weak from the alternator not charging. Don't know about wasting my time replacing it, but I did spend several hours of my life doing what should have been a 1-2 hour repair! [:(!]
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  • jtmarine0831
    quote:Originally posted by redneckandy
    If your batt is charged your alternator won't put out the full amount. probally wasted your time replacing it.


    if he took it to Autozone and they tested it, their machine loads the alternator so it would have show the amperage at full output. It is just a fancy digital load cell, The tester I have is just a load coil with a needle, nothing special, but it will tell you if a battery or alternator is junk!
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  • stevenrayspeck
    LOL, Sounds like working on a chrysler now days is about like working on the old(1996-2006) style maytags[:D]

    When a transmission goes bad on a whirlpool(which is very rare) i can have it fixed and going in under 15 minutes flat in my shop.

    When a transmission goes bad in a old style maytag(Which is a VERY common thing)it takes 3 F##### Hours to fix it.

    All the new maytags use whirlpool mechanics, So i am happy now[:)]
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  • tomahawk
    for what its worth its not just dodge, its all of them. and on front wheel drive cars and some trucks you can save alot of time removing about 6 bolts underneath and jacking up the body plum off the chassis[;)][:D]
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  • acdodd
    Buy a Jeep.
    They must be easy to work on.
    All the Jeep boards talk about, is working on them.[:D]
    AC
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  • RugerNiner
    If'n it ain't got no 318, it ain't no Real Dodge! [:)] [:D] [8D]
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  • iluvguns
    quote:Buy a Jeep.

    Heck, my other vehicle IS a Jeep! I mentioned it in my first post. To change the freaking heater core and a/c condenser in it, you first have to pull the freaking steering wheel and then remove the dash! What a load of crock! What happened to the good old days when you laid on the floor with your head way up under the passenger-side dash? Oh for the good old days!
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  • stevenrayspeck
    quote:Originally posted by RugerNiner
    If'n it ain't got no 318, it ain't no Real Dodge! [:)] [:D] [8D]



    What about the chrysler company in general, My plymouth Cuda has a 440 in it.

    Is that real enough for you[?][:D]
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