Bush is Planning World War III...joke
President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to
sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at
the end of the bar?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you doing in here?"
Bush says, " I'm planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one
blonde with great big t*ts.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with great big t*ts?
Why kill a blonde with great big t*ts?"
Bush turns to the bartender and says, "See, I told you; no one
gives a "poop" about the 140 million Muslims."
sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at
the end of the bar?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you doing in here?"
Bush says, " I'm planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one
blonde with great big t*ts.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with great big t*ts?
Why kill a blonde with great big t*ts?"
Bush turns to the bartender and says, "See, I told you; no one
gives a "poop" about the 140 million Muslims."
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