Epic of the Mall Ninja
Some of the new guys around here may not have ever had the opportunity to read the posts made by the infamous Gecko45, the original Mall Ninja.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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I saw a mall ninja at my shop once. This guy stood about 5'4" 120lbs. was wearing body armour over a wife beater, a security badge on a chain around his neck, and what looked like a Hi-point in a leg holster. Said his job involved following ATM techs(without their knowledge) while they worked on the machines. He started rambling on about how dangerous his job was, and how he saved the lives of the techs one day from a "highly skilled" group of robbers ect.ect.
You don't understand how hard it was to keep from laughing until he left.0 -
Every time I read about that Gecko mall ninja guy I laugh my ass off.
I think he was doing some major trolling and a damn fine job if it at that![:D]0 -
I agree with Warppig883. This Gecko guy has done a study of "mall ninjas" and come up with a hilarious composite of the worst of all of them. He is "Gecko45" like Red Skelton was "Freddy the Freeloader". Either way I like his stuff. I wonder if our "Gecko45" is the real "Gecko45". [:D] 0 -
[:D][:D][:D] I haven't seen an Orange Julius in 20 years... 0 -
I can't get enough stories about mall ninja's. they are better than the sunday comic's. 0 -
Hey Gecko after reading more about you I know what you're talking about /wink /wink. 0
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