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Alpine
"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordion". (ross perot)
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  • Alpine
    Quote of the day:............."Life ISN'T like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow."..........................If you reply please add a quote or joke.....john.......[;)]
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  • Alpine
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  • Alpine
    "There are neighborhoods that it's easier for you to buy a handgun and clips than it is to for you to buy a fresh vegetable," he said. ... It IS easier to buy a handgun than FRESH and nutritious vegetables." - Barrack Obama
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  • Alpine
    Quote of the day.

    Which person said the following line:

    "So this is how freedom dies; with thunderous applause".





















    You might be thinking Natalie 'giggity' Portman in revenge of the sith; but that is not the case at all.

    Its myself if obama osama gets into office. [V][V][V][:(!][:(!][:(!]
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  • Alpine
    QUOTE OF THE DAY


    "Apparently, I am supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine."



    [?]
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  • Alpine
    Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws."

    -- Edward Abbey, "Abbey's Road", 1979
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  • Alpine
    The whole of the Bill [of Rights] is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of.

    -- Albert Gallatin, Oct 7 1789
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  • Alpine
    I am doing some reading up on motorcycles since I just bought a new one. There is a noob asking lots of questions about a new bike he bought. Here is an answer one poster gave;

    "ride more. This is a little like explaining sex to a virgin when there's a perfectly good mattress handy."


    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Alpine
    From a friend of mine on relashionships
    " Why are relationships like yard sales...Cuz you spend money on somethin another guy left out on the street...
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  • Alpine
    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Tolerance in the face of tyranny is no virtue."

    -- Barry Goldwater
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  • Alpine
    "Apparently, I'm supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine."
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  • Alpine
    "Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government
    that requires every citizen to prove
    they are insured..

    but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."
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  • Alpine
    "We're not using these robots to hand out flowers."

    -iRobot CEO Colin Angle, commenting on the development of a human-targeting system for military combat robots.

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,63036,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
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  • Alpine
    "There are many ways to hit the mark, but there are infinite ways to miss."
    Dragon's Lair Fighting Arts, Dragon Style Wind Fist Kung Fu.
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  • Alpine
    "There are many ways to hit the mark, but there are infinite ways to miss."
    Dragon's Lair Fighting Arts, Dragon Style Wind Fist Kung Fu.
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  • Alpine
    "Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged."

    ~ President Abraham Lincoln~
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  • Alpine
    Quote for the day:

    'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her
    sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her
    groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
    enlarges what is given to her.'

    So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of poop.

    Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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  • Alpine
    At 11:45 pm
    fox news by Shepard Smith
    talking to reporter at presidential palace in bagdad
    "I dont know if he listens to us here at fox news but if he does
    Hey Saddam you have tanks on your front lawn"


    I like it
    knock knock
    can Saddam come out and play?????????

    Lt. snarlgard RRG
    SMILE...MAKE EM WONDER WHAT YOUR UP TO
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  • Permanently deleted user
    "And that all I got to say about that!"[:D]

    Forrest Gump
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  • mcaso
    Wasn't Lincoln's family selling war supplies to the South.
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  • Fatboy lives
    bleen lincoln.
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  • Fatboy lives
    Don't get me rong but, bleen lincoln.
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