Political Donation (joke)

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I 95 south, just outside of
Washington, D.C. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened?
What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."