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Fred Sanford Quotes

SP45
Rather than Archie Bunker quotes how about Fred Sanford from Sanford and Sons. My favorite is Fred to Aunt Ester; I'll stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.
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  • ladyhunter
    this is the big one
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  • Captplaid
    Tell him in Puerto Rican - "Goat-o, get out of el house-o."
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  • Captplaid
    Lamont Sanford: This house was always damp, even my bed was damp.
    Fred Sanford: Now you can't go blaming that on me.
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  • Floyd621
    I'm Coming To Join You Elizabeth.
    Back To Your Cave, Bat.
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  • Sav99
    Heres a Fred G. Sanford soundboard for your listening entertainment and/or prank phone calls.

    http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/foxx/foxx-soundboard-3.htm
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  • LesWVa
    Donna his girlfriend at the time coming from a movie.

    "Yea that PG must mean PRETTY GOOD.."
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  • nyforester
    "You got any Ripple"
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  • The Dutchman
    Fred G. Sanford...the "G" is for Guadalcanl.
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  • breddyrrt
    Aunt Ester... Fred would you like to donate some money to help build a new wing on the church? Fred... Give them one of your wings...bat.
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