Got Any Favorite Tricks?

What are some of your favorite tricks you like to pull on people?
Me, I like to hand people things they don't need so that they have to deal with the thing that I handed them.
I also like centring somebody out in public by saying that he/she did a killer R2D2 impersonation just the other day. Because this is a pretty rare thing, everybody will ask this person to do his/her impersonation, and of course they will claim that they can't do one. This is when you insist that he/she did one the other day, and they are only being modest. You should guilt them into doing their non-existent impersonation because it is rude to keep this from friends.
Then, they will be forced to do an R2D2 impersonation and it will suck.
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What are some of your favorite tricks you like to pull on people?
Me, I like to hand people things they don't need so that they have to deal with the thing that I handed them.
I also like centring somebody out in public by saying that he/she did a killer R2D2 impersonation just the other day. Because this is a pretty rare thing, everybody will ask this person to do his/her impersonation, and of course they will claim that they can't do one. This is when you insist that he/she did one the other day, and they are only being modest. You should guilt them into doing their non-existent impersonation because it is rude to keep this from friends.
Then, they will be forced to do an R2D2 impersonation and it will suck.
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This thread could go horribly wrong....very quickly. 0 -
A friend of mine was dropping another of my friends off for a flight when they saw his good looking young flight attendants preparing to board. The guy taking the flight was the cocky type and bet the other guy cash that he'd have a date with one of them by the time they landed.
The guy took his bet and immediately flew into a crying fit, screaming and begging him not to leave him. He played it to the hilt, yelling how he'd stop acting so possessive and that it would be okay if he saw other guys, just please don't dump him.
The guy lost the bet. He also said his fellow passengers gave him the sideways look the entire trip.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Txs
A friend of mine was dropping another of my friends off for a flight when they saw his good looking young flight attendants preparing to board. The guy taking the flight was the cocky type and bet the other guy cash that he'd have a date with one of them by the time they landed.
The guy took his bet and immediately flew into a crying fit, screaming and begging him not to leave him. He played it to the hilt, yelling how he'd stop acting so possessive and that it would be okay if he saw other guys, just please don't dump him.
The guy lost the bet. He also said his fellow passengers gave him the sideways look the entire trip.
That's fast thinking.0 -
when we used to go to wildwood, NJ for vacation, we would super glue change to benches and then watch people try to get the change for 5 minutes, or the dollar under the boardwalk trick. 0 -
A favorite hazing of a newbie in my Brother-in-laws outboard repair shop is to slip a couple extra pieces of hardware into the pan which holds all the nuts, washers ect removed during tear down.
This would also work in gun shops, auto repair, electronics --
Gets them thinking! [:D]0 -
"Back in the day" when Mopars had LH-RH lug nuts we used to switch them around and watch the guy figure it out. Same guy was sort of a jerk so he got a shot of windshield washer fluid in his coke once and a while. I remember he ran over one of they young workers bike and said "well, it shouldn't have been parked there anyhow". The kid bided him time and found a moment to pee in the guys ice tea jug, made em even I thought. 0 -
When meeting a friend's/co-worker's/acquainatance's wife/GF/other for the first time, I like to look at him and say, "Hey! Good going, man! This one is MUCH better looking than the one you were with last week!" 0 -
One of the best myself, and friends ever pulled was wiring a guys truck horn, into his brake lights. One of my employees at the time, told him it looked like something was leaking from his engine, and he would take a look at it for him,.......this guy was a real motorhead, and the victim, a dope, when it came to engines. That is how we got access to his truck. We used a time delay, and those crimp on connectors. The time delay was to let him get on the road for about 5 minutes before the fun started.
After that every time he applied his brakes at a red light, his horn would go off! The drivers in front of him started looking at him like he was a nut, and flipping him off!
I'm laughing right now remembering it.
Fortunately he made it home, and found it without having the stuffing beat out of him!0 -
Hee [:)]Nunn i did something simular in a bar in the Philippines bfore to an australian oilplatformworker i know...
I said Hi woaw it's nice to se you together with the same girl as last week when i meet him.
Turned out he been sweettalking some girl from a nice family in Manilla and she really did'nt respond very well to my remarks
She thought my friend been living a very single booring life in Barrio Baretto with ofcourse no barfines...
So for a coupple of days he kind of wanted to kill me there...
But my intentions were really good,i were really happy to see him finally found a steady GF...
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Many years ago I had a co worker that just bought a brand new Ford pickup. I would go out and drip some new oil on the ground under his truck and slash a little on the oil pan. I'd do it for a couple of days then quite for a few days. Then switch to transmission fluid, and then coolant. After several weeks I just quit altogether and never told him. I did'nt really like the guy very much. 0 -
This is somewhat sick, but keep in mind that most of my friends are single and live alone. When I visit them at their homes, I will drop a deuce in the water tank of their toilet... It is a gift that keeps on giving![:o)] 0 -
When at a bar, I used to take the tip off of a dart, throw a couple at the board and then through the one with no tip at your friend. 0 -
if you have access to a persons vehicle quite often , put a screw under the dash sooner or later it will fall out . then a nut ,washer, etc . get the picture the person will think their car or truck is falling apart 0 -
when I worked at the hospital we would put cyano acrilate in the eye wash despencer, switch the type markings on the blood units,loosen the axel nuts on the wheel chairs, and saw part way through the crutches, man thoughs were the days, some of us died laghing. 0 -
Sometimes I trick really busy movie production company executives into posting on a gun forum 25 times a day. 0 -
I like to say "Nice to see you back in men's clothing" to a buddy when im meeting his new girlfriend for the first time.
another funny prank is to put a rubber band around the trigger of the sink sprayer. so when someone goes to the sink to fill up a glass of water, etc...they lift up the handle and water sprays them in the chest.0
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