THAT'LL TEACH HER
A soldier stationed in Iraq received a letter from his girlfriend.
She wrote :
"Dear Simon. I regret to tell you, that I am breaking up with you. The distance is just too great. Besides that, I have been unfaithfull to you twice, and eventhough it didn't mean anything at the time, I still feel it was wrong of me to do so. Could you please return the picture of me and forget it ever happened.?
Mona"
The soldier became furious and asked his comrades if they could do him a favour. He wanted to borrow all the pictures they had of girlfriends, sisters, cousins and so on.
When he had collected all the pictures, 57 pictures in all, and offcourse only the most beautiful of the lot - he wrote the following letter :
"Dear Mona.
I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are.
But here's all the pictures I have. Please take your picture and return the rest to me.
Simon"
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She wrote :
"Dear Simon. I regret to tell you, that I am breaking up with you. The distance is just too great. Besides that, I have been unfaithfull to you twice, and eventhough it didn't mean anything at the time, I still feel it was wrong of me to do so. Could you please return the picture of me and forget it ever happened.?
Mona"
The soldier became furious and asked his comrades if they could do him a favour. He wanted to borrow all the pictures they had of girlfriends, sisters, cousins and so on.
When he had collected all the pictures, 57 pictures in all, and offcourse only the most beautiful of the lot - he wrote the following letter :
"Dear Mona.
I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are.
But here's all the pictures I have. Please take your picture and return the rest to me.
Simon"
[;)]
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Firefighters free handcuffed woman in lingerie shop
The Associated Press
(Published Monday, January 20, 2003, 12:50 PM)
LONDON (AP) - A woman who slipped into an erotic lingerie store to look around drew far more attention than she intended when her hands got stuck in sexy handcuffs and she had to be rescued by firefighters.
A crowd gathered to watch the fire crew free the embarrassed shopper from the police-style cuffs with a hacksaw, Sarah Nosec, an assistant at the Ann Summers store in Wolverhampton, central England, said Monday.
Nosec said the unidentified woman was in the store in the city's central plaza on Saturday with two friends when she began trying on the handcuffs.
"People mess about all the time with the handcuffs and they jammed," she said. "We tried everything to get them off, but we couldn't, so we had to get the fire brigade out to saw them off. She was very embarrassed."
The West Midlands Fire Service said it sent out an entire crew to deal with the emergency.
"I think there was about six firefighters in the shop and they all wanted to come along as it was the highlight of their day," Nosec said.
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Has anyone snoped this? Don 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Has anyone snoped this? Don
It was on an episode of M*A*S*H.
The snopes article traces it back to beginning of photography.
That doesn't mean it couldn't have happened to someone currently overseas.0 -
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Yes, I snoped it when I got it months ago, the story has been around for a hundred years. Still funny tho. 0
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