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Center of Universe Discovered in my Knee!!

bigdaddyjunior
Well my universe, atleast, is centered in my knee. Going on day four of exquisitely intense pain that one rarely finds outside the dark confines of Madame Dominique's Dungeon of Pleasures and Styling Salon[walk-ins welcome]. I am paying for the sins of my youth. Probably should have passed when my buddy who worked at the zoo was handing out the dope they use to sedate the elephants and rhinos. So now here I am chasing pain killers with tequilla and it's like smacking a bear on the ass with a fly swatter. Thought about sticking a toothpick into a cavity to divert my attention from my knee for a minute or two, but wouldn't you know it, my teeth are in great shape. About the best I can do is jamb my thumb into the protruding bone and push on it until I almost black out, then I atleast feel a few moments of what I guess you could call 'relief until it settles back down to plain old excrutiating agony. So how is everyone else's day going?
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  • Sith Lord
    Sorry to hear about that....hope you feel better...

    OH.....my day was fine.

    Thank you
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  • LOKO383
    dayyyyyyuuummm...BDJ..you have all the fun..cuervo gold that ought to help some...[:D][:p]..get on over to mateos he has some good stuff right now...[}:)]..Loko
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Well, at least you don't have to make an appointment with the dentist.
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  • mateomasfeo
    Your low knee or your high knee?

    Or perhaps below knee?
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  • Azhunter
    Ice is your friend... 30 min. on 30 min. off. Repeat. I know how it feels, I hope you get better soon.[:(]
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