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  • Colonel Plink
    I'm not a football fan.

    But I hate ultimati nonetheless.

    Watch the game, if that's what you've been looking forward to.

    Then tell her that you took the advice of a bunch of nitrocellulose-snorting ballistics freaks to pass on the nookie.

    Then let us know how that worked out for ya.
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  • Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    I'm not a football fan.

    But I hate ultimati nonetheless.

    Watch the game, if that's what you've been looking forward to.

    Then tell her that you took the advice of a bunch of nitrocellulose-snorting ballistics freaks to pass on the nookie.

    Then let us know how that worked out for ya.

    I agree. And post her phone number here...ummmm...so we can tell her what we think about her "ultimatum"! [}:)]
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  • pickenup
    You need to ask us what to do???

    What kind of wife is she, that she would put you in this position?
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  • Colonel Plink
    Wait.

    I've got a better idea.

    Act as if you're truly contemplating the choice, then tell her,
    "Well, I've only got fifty bucks bet on the game, but I've got two hundred down on whether or not I'd get into your pants tonight"

    Then let us know how that worked out for ya.
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  • catpealer111
    Go for the sex, plain and simple. That's the way I'd go.
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  • ScharfSchutze
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Wait.

    I've got a better idea.

    Act as if you're truly contemplating the choice, then tell her,
    "Well, I've only got fifty bucks bet on the game, but I've got two hundred down on whether or not I'd get into your pants tonight"

    Then let us know how that worked out for ya.



    LOL
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  • wundudnee
    Sounds like a really poor relationship. Yep, she's the boss and she's about to prove it. Doe's she give you an allowance, doe's she give you permission to spend it? Very sad.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    What is "football"?[:o)]
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  • stanman
    Tell her it should be a really GOOD game and you already know the sex will only be fair at best.
    Then open a beer and enjoy the game while she stews on that for awhile.
    OR, try ColonelPlink's option.
    Either way, you win and she loses!
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  • 11b6r
    You could always tell her you had been wanting to try somethig a touch kinky. AFTER she's tied up, get a beer and some chips, turn on the game. Pray that you paid attention in that Boy Scout knot tieing class! [:p]
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  • v35
    Mirror, mirror on the wall.........
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  • Clarentavious
    I don't watch football. Not the superbowl, nor any sport be it televised or in person. However, from your perspective...

    Normally I would both for sex in my personal opinion, if I actually wanted to watch the super bowl (to compare the 2). There's not much better than sex - so I guess that makes me a carnal human being. But then, most people who claim they aren't primitive animals are liars. The population is now 6 billion, and modern artificial insemination in humans hasn't been a real medical success until the 1980's (and even now doesn't account for the majority of pregnancies). So think about that, and how many couples are having sex without the woman getting pregnant.

    But the super bowl is a once a year event. If the 2 of you have been having sex on a regular basis prior to this, then watch the game... you can always have sex tomorrow. But if she starts threatening "well I won't have sex with you for a whole month if you watch this game" then I'm staying out of it. I'm not a relationship advisor anyhow - but just for the choice between the 2...
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  • FrancF
    I will take the time out for a foul. its disputed, this will cause a replay and automatic first down. I hang back, go deep she misses! well try again tomorrow.[:D]
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  • hk-91
    record Superbowl have lots of sex
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  • David Nunn
    WHOOOO HOOOO!!!

    Guess which Dawnie and I chose.
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  • kimi
    [:)]
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  • Odawgp
    Just Do it.


    the hell with the game, Nascar starts in less than 6 days and you don't wanna have to be doin that while DJ is kickin everyones A$$
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  • stevenrayspeck
    Put a tv in the bed room. Then you can do both.[:p]
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  • BT3
    Why not both ??? [:D][:D]
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  • bigtire
    Well? Was it good for you?
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    You didn't miss much. The Bears lost because of Grossman's bad judgements on the field.
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  • Slow_Hand
    quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
    her conditions include no tv can be on, not vcr taoing, no football at all or no fun in the sheets.

    ain't that just a pain. it really is the only game i watch all season and she knows that i have been looking forward to it too. [:(]


    And you're going to tell us that having sex with your wife will occupy a full four hours? If that's so, you might have wanted to reserve a gurney in the local hospital's ER for afterwards - just in case you passed out from lack of blood flow and oxygen to your brain![;)][:D][:D]
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  • spasmcreek
    HEEEEEY....al bundy could score during half show & still have time left over for munchies & a touchdown.......best 3 minutes going.....
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  • Captplaid
    Even 8 Seconds would be better than that game.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    "...Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or the 30 minutes of crying?"
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  • gearheaddad
    So, what did you decide? I was wondering if she was offering something like sex with her and her twin sister........Or with her three best friends..........Otherwise, I'll take the game!!
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  • aramisvi
    update for you:


    she let me watch the first half. she was rooting for the colts cuz peyton manning comes on Bob and Tom sometimes. what was up with the fumble colts, then fumble bears thing in the 2nd quarter?


    then we had sex. twice. since we did that, we didn't have the energy for anything else so we played playstation until we went to sleep. all in all, a pretty good night. [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • allen griggs
    "she let me watch the first half."

    ?????????

    In your blood stream there is more estrogen than testosterone.
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  • aramisvi
    at least i got to watch half of it.[:)]
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  • Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
    her conditions include no tv can be on, not vcr taoing, no football at all or no fun in the sheets.

    ain't that just a pain. it really is the only game i watch all season and she knows that i have been looking forward to it too. [:(]

    Don't give in, it's just the tip of the iceberg. She will use it against you the rest of your life. She could have picked any other time if she was considerate.
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