Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
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Or Al Gore could get a smaller car! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
Wow, Geroge Carlin is posting here tonight:
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=248953&SearchTerms=george,carlin0 -
Wouldn't the 11 million illegals have to use gas wherever they are? It's a global product, so what would it really matter on the world markets, where the price for oil is set. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tazzer
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
I have been advocating nearly the same solution for several years - only just a little more elaborate.
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who would pump the gas??? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by big800
who would pump the gas???
Where do you go where there is someone to pump the gas? I've not seen a full service station in at least 15 years.0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by big800
who would pump the gas???
Where do you go where there is someone to pump the gas? I've not seen a full service station in at least 15 years.
Go to Oregon!
There is no self serve in that state![;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by iluvguns
Wouldn't the 11 million illegals have to use gas wherever they are? It's a global product, so what would it really matter on the world markets, where the price for oil is set.
No, most illegals are so impoverished in mexico they can't afford to drive. That's why they come here. $10hr is much better than $2hr plus they can live 3-4 familys to a house. Thus overloading our schools and destroying the tax base.0 -
How about we all go on welfare, so we don't have to drive to work every day. 0 -
Do not go to OryGun.
An average of 43 gas stations per year explode, killing hundreds, from people not pumping their own fuel.
Doug0 -
I conserve fuel by doing all my shopping the same day/place in the same area. If I forget something I first think "do I really need this" instead of just running back out to the store for 1 or 2 measly items. I also eat at home/work 99% of the time. It saves me gas and food $$$ too.
But we all need to do things like this or it will not work.0 -
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