Medicare in a Nutshell
> MEDICARE IN A NUTSHELL
> The phone rings and the woman of the house answers, "Hello."
> "Mrs. Fred Ward, please."
> "Speaking."
> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Adrian Jones at the Medical testing
> Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab
> yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fred Ward arrived as well. And
we
> are now uncertain which one is your husband's. "Frankly the results
are
> either bad or terrible."
> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
> the other one tested positive for AIDS," said Dr. Jones. "And we
can't
> tell which specimen is your husband's."
> "That's dreadful!" exclaims Mrs. Ward. "Can't you conduct the
> test again?"
> "Normally we could," says Dr. Jones. "But Medicare will only pay
> for these expensive tests one time.
> "So the people at Medicare are recommending that you drop off
> your husband somewhere in the middle of town.
> "If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."[:D][:(!][:D][xx(][:D][V]
>
> The phone rings and the woman of the house answers, "Hello."
> "Mrs. Fred Ward, please."
> "Speaking."
> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Adrian Jones at the Medical testing
> Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab
> yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Fred Ward arrived as well. And
we
> are now uncertain which one is your husband's. "Frankly the results
are
> either bad or terrible."
> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
> the other one tested positive for AIDS," said Dr. Jones. "And we
can't
> tell which specimen is your husband's."
> "That's dreadful!" exclaims Mrs. Ward. "Can't you conduct the
> test again?"
> "Normally we could," says Dr. Jones. "But Medicare will only pay
> for these expensive tests one time.
> "So the people at Medicare are recommending that you drop off
> your husband somewhere in the middle of town.
> "If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."[:D][:(!][:D][xx(][:D][V]
>
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Subject: Medicare coverage in a nutshell
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking...
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes
Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab
yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now
uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad
or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which one
is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again"
questioned Mrs. Sanders? "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop
your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way
home, don't sleep with him."0
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