Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman (JK)

v A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past



v Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices



v A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet



v You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home



v A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it



v When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away



v A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees



v A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day



v A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck